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Christopher: Brendan's brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job through the eye.
Pussy: Mo Green special.
Tony: Fuckin' uncle Junior.
Paulie: What are you talkin' about, Mo Green?
Pussy: In one, Mo Green's eyes got too big for his stomach, so they put a small caliber in his eye.
Paulie: In his glasses, you mean.
Pussy: Glasses, eyes. Why you quibbling with me?

The Sopranos
 
Četiri venčanja i sahrana:

Gareth: I've got a new theory about marriage. Two people are in love, they live together, and then suddenly one day, they run out of conversation.
Charles: Uh-huh.
Gareth: Totally. I mean they can't think of a single thing to say to each other. That's it: panic! Then suddenly it-it occurs to the chap that there is a way out of the deadlock.
Charles: Which is?
Gareth: He'll ask her to marry him.
Charles: Brilliant! Brilliant!
Gareth: Suddenly they've got something to talk about for the rest of their lives.
Charles: Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.
Gareth: The definitive icebreaker.
 
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Paulie: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.
Chris: I forgot all about purgatory.
Paulie: Purgatory. A little detour on the way to paradise.
Chris: How long you think we stay there?
Paulie: Now that's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add them together, that's your sentence. I figure I have to do about 6000 years before I get accepted into heaven. And 6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.

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Paulie: Twenty-three years of donations... and this guy sees this hanging over me?
Priest: You shouldn't have seen a psychic. It's divination, the devil... and completely unsanctioned by the Church. Psychics are heretics and thieves who practice witchcraft. There's no validity to anything he told you. Your problem's a spiritual matter.
Paulie: Maybe. But irregardless, I should've had immunity to all of this shit. I should have been covered by my donations. When the organ needed a reed job, who was there? When the priests and altar boys needed new whites, who picked up the tab?
Priest: You should've come to me first. This wouldn't have happened. But don't worry, Paul. I'm here. I can help you.
Paulie: It's too late. You been slacking off on me. You left me unprotected. I'm cutting you off for good. You ain't never gonna see another dime from me.

The Sopranos
 
“How do you know I am scared?”
“If a girl says she’s not scared, then can’t even light her cigarette, it means she’s scared of something. I don’t know of what, but she’s scared.”

''Breathless''
 
Hesh: I have sympathy for the red man.
Ralf: Why is that?
Hesh: Jews, because of their history, have common cause with the oppressed. Some Indians were deliberately given blankets tainted with smallpox. Died like flies.
Chris: No shit?
Hesh: Yeah, shit.
Reuben: Yeah. You wanna talk about terrorism? Look who started it.
Hesh: Amen to that, my friend.
Reuben: That's right. Christopher Columbus was no better than Adolf Hitler.
Hesh: Back up. Hitler?
Reuben: Yeah. I'm not the only one who thinks so.
Silvio: That Indian from the protest who was whining about the wilderness? They had him on TV. , and he called Columbus Hitler.
Reuben: 'Cause it's true, man.
Hesh: You're talking out of your ass. Columbus and Hitler? You're trivializing the Holocaust.

The Sopranos
 
”Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love. Gandalf.”



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Bilbo Baggins: I have... I have never used a sword in my life.
Gandalf: And I hope you never have to. But if you do, remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.
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The Hobbit​
 
Paulie: Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
Tony: Whaddaya mean?
Paulie: They have both male and female sex organs. That's why somebody you don't trust, you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fu*k themselves?
Tony: Don't you think that expression would come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie: Hey, snakes were fuckin' themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.

The Sopranos
 
Obožavam ovu scenu i njihov dijalog!

“Good Morning!" said Bilbo, and he meant it. The sun was shining, and the grass was very green. But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat.

"What do you mean?" he said. "Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

"All of them at once," said Bilbo. "And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.

...

"Good morning!" he said at last. "We don't want any adventures here, thank you! You might try over The Hill or across The Water." By this he meant that the conversation was at an end.
"What a lot of things you do use Good morning for!" said Gandalf. "Now you mean that you want to get rid of me, and that it won't be good till I move off.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

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