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Bacon :
"Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels ...naravno :super: !
 
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True Lies

Glupost koju sam gledao kao klinac 1000 puta... u filmu ima neprocenjivih recenica:

[Simon attempting to have sex with Helen]
Helen Tasker: No, I can't. I can't!
[Simon still persuing]
Simon: If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!

Faisil: [Hacking into a computer] Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt, and I AM GOIN...
Gib: Just copy the goddam files, OK?

moj favorit:

Salim Abu Aziz: [filming his video when the cameraman abruptly lowers the camera] What’s the problem?
Jihad Cameraman: Batter-Aziz!

Arnie Style humor:

[Harry sticks an unconscious terrorist's head in a bathroom urinal and flushes it]
Harry Tasker: Cool off.

[Ispaljuje raketu na koju je zakacen bad guy]
Harry: You're fired.
 
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True Lies

Glupost koju sam gledao kao klinac 1000 puta... u filmu ima neprocenjivih recenica:

[Simon attempting to have sex with Helen]
Helen Tasker: No, I can't. I can't!
[Simon still persuing]
Simon: If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!

Faisil: [Hacking into a computer] Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt, and I AM GOIN...
Gib: Just copy the goddam files, OK?

moj favorit:

Salim Abu Aziz: [filming his video when the cameraman abruptly lowers the camera] What’s the problem?
Jihad Cameraman: Batter-Aziz!

Arnie Style humor:

[Harry sticks an unconscious terrorist's head in a bathroom urinal and flushes it]
Harry Tasker: Cool off.

[Ispaljuje raketu na koju je zakacen bad guy]
Harry: You're fired.

haha,ovo sa zaboravio ...

...nego...haj ho...sto promeni nick ...
 
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ovaj koristim gde god je potrebna neka registracija, a i smorio me haj ho :)
a smaralo me i sto ljudi dovode u vezu nik sa Ramonesima...

good neighbour mi je mnogo draze... iz jednog od omiljenih redova iz jedne od omiljenih pesama :D
 

Exaybachay

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ovaj koristim gde god je potrebna neka registracija, a i smorio me haj ho :)
a smaralo me i sto ljudi dovode u vezu nik sa Ramonesima...

good neighbour mi je mnogo draze... iz jednog od omiljenih redova iz jedne od omiljenih pesama :D

...e hbg ...trebao si u Mr.Wolf ...bas bi odgovaralo :D

...ja cu onda po toj analogiji da promenim nick u Daddy Was a Bankrobber :D
 

Exaybachay

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Wolf? Pa zar delujem kao neki profesionalac? :D

Mada... ne bi mi smetali kljucevi od NSXa i jedna onako fina devojka koja ce jednog dana posedovati citav otpad :lol:

haha ...ali bas onaj Kajtelovski smeh ...

The Wolf: You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character.
Raquel: I have character.
The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

- - - - - -

Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.
The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

- - - - - -

The Wolf: Strip.
Jules: All the way?
The Wolf: To your bare ass.
Vincent: Is this necessary?
The Wolf: You know what you guys look like?
Jules: What?
The Wolf: Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head.
The Wolf: Now Jimmie, hand them the soap.
[Jimmie gives Jules and Vincent soap]
The Wolf: Well, now I'm sure you've all been to county.
[sprays them both with hose]

- - - - - -

Jules: Don't do shit unless.
The Wolf: Unless what?
Jules: Unless you do it first.
The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?
Vincent: Look, Mr. Wolf, my gun went off, I don't know why, and now you're helping us out of the situation. I'm cool with it, all right?
The Wolf: Fair enough. Now I drive real ******* fast, so keep up. I get my car back any differently than when I gave it, Monster Joe's gonna be disposing of two bodies.

- - - - - -

JIMMIE
Mr. Wolf, you gotta understand
somethin' –

THE WOLF
– Winston, Jimmie – please, Winston.

JIMMIE
You gotta understand something,
Winston. I want to help you guys out
and all, but that's my best linen.
It was a wedding present from my
Uncle Conrad and Aunt Ginny, and
they ain't with us anymore –

THE WOLF
– let me ask you a question, if you
don't mind?

JIMMIE
Sure.

THE WOLF
Were you Uncle Conrad and Aunt Ginny
millionaires?

JIMMIE
No.

THE WOLF
Well, your Uncle Marsellus is. And
I'm positive if Uncle Conrad and
Aunt Ginny were millionaires, they
would've furnished you with a whole
bedroom set, which your Uncle
Marsellus is more than happy to do.
(takes out a roll of
bills)
I like oak myself, that's what's in
my bedroom. How 'bout you Jimmie,
you an oak man?


JIMMIE
Oak's nice.


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Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.

Ne umem si pomoći, baš volim taj film.
I tog čoveka. :mrgreen:

Pitch Black; Riddick, naravno.
 

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Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a ******* laugh, ain't cha?
Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.
Charles Bronson: I gave you ******* magic in there!
Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of ******* nowhere.

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Deuce

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Kad smo kod takvih likova ...pogledajte film Chopper ...

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* Chopper: Even Beethoven had his critics. See if you can name three of them. :super:

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* Chopper: Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me. :cool:

Fantasticni Erik Bana u ulozi "Coper" Rida ...
 

Exaybachay

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...ovo cesto koristim kada vidim buljuk klinaca na ulici ...

Svi su isti...majke im ga nabijem ! - Ludi Kure

(Rane)

Idealna stvar Helmuta Kola...karo sam do bola! - Cvijanovic

(LepaSelaLepoGore)

Jel ti pise keva...a jel zna keva da ti pise ?! - Cvija "Shojka"

(Sivi Dom)
 
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So this young Iady
is on triaI for prostitution.

The judge says,
''You're very attractive.

''You Iook Iike
you might have Indian heritage.

''Are you a Navaho?''

She said, ''No, your honor.

''I'm a Chicago ho.''

Eddie

- - - - - - -

David Jason: What's the most intense sex thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?
John Hull: Yeah, your mother and your father.

- - - - - -

Eddie: Fu*k you faggot, ain't had pussy since pussy had you.


- - - - - - -

John Hull: The jungle creed says the strongest feed / on any prey that it can / And I was branded beast at every feast / before I ever became a man.

(Deep Cover)
 
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^

Chad Feldheimer: [on the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.
...
Chad Feldheimer: Manolo, you DIDN'T find this.
Manolo: I found it on the floor there.
Chad Feldheimer: Yeah, I know. But...
Manolo: Right there on the floor there. Just lying there.

...

CIA Officer: We'll... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
CIA Superior: No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
CIA Officer: OK.
...
CIA Superior: Report back to me when it makes sense.
...
CIA Superior: What a clusterfuck!
...
CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
CIA Superior: Jesus ******* Christ.
 

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Chad Feldheimer: [on the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.
...
Chad Feldheimer: Manolo, you DIDN'T find this.
Manolo: I found it on the floor there.
Chad Feldheimer: Yeah, I know. But...
Manolo: Right there on the floor there. Just lying there.
...

CIA Officer: We'll... interface with the FBI on this dead body.
CIA Superior: No, no. God no. Burn the body. Get rid of it.
CIA Officer: OK.
...
CIA Superior: Report back to me when it makes sense.
...
CIA Superior: What a clusterfuck!
...
CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say
CIA Superior: Jesus ******* Christ.

haha ...Manolo legenda ...
 

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- Moron, what do you think you're doing?
- What, John?


Letting creatures in my yard
without my consent.


I just thought that you might've liked
a bit of company.


I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you?


It tells you that dead people
don't like company.



- Now, jog them on.
- All right, I'll tell them to leave.


Yes, you ******* well will.
Smelly junkies.


Meeting adjourned.

(RocknRolla)
 
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David Sumner: You act like you're fourteen years old.
Amy Sumner: I am fourteen years old.
David Sumner: Wanna try for twelve?
Amy Sumner: [Chews gum]
David Sumner: How about eight? I freak out for eight year olds.


Riddaway: I didn't reckon on nobody getting killed, Norman.
Norman Scutt: Yeah, well, that's too bad. We're all in it now. Accessories, we are.
Charlie Venner: That's the law.

-Straw Dogs-
 
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Dr. Gonzo: Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.
Raoul Duke: Why?
Dr. Gonzo: Because naturally I'm going to have to go with you. And we're going to have to arm ourselves... to the teeth!

Dr. Gonzo: As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.


:mrgreen:
 

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