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Razmisljam dosta o ovoj temi na prvi pogled nema puno dileme ali to je teorija u praksi je malo drugacije!
Gledao sam na jednoj nasoj "popularnoj" TV stanici neke nazovi IN cice koje kao kritikuju nase muskarce kako nismo dovoljno emancipovani, kako Italijani ovo :roll: , Spanci ono :roll: .
Sve u svemu mi smo Balkanci oni najcrnji :twisted: , e tu sam poceo da se smejem kao blesav!
Razlog mog smeha je sledeci: nismo mi ovakvi(balkanci) sebe radi nego vas radi, kad god bih pokusao da budem "italijan, svabo, spanac" dobio bih nogu :x .

Mislim sve "dame" traze nekog "stranca" a kad ga nadju onda im ne odgovara kao on se odmah zaljubio, gnjavi me, slabic itd.
Vama po mom (ne malom 8) ) iskustvu treba mislim "Frajer" kao iz "Mi nismo andjeli" da Vas zayebava, gazi i tek poneki poljubac posle samara :wink: :idea:
Zar ne :?:
 
ace:
Razmisljam dosta o ovoj temi na prvi pogled nema puno dileme ali to je teorija u praksi je malo drugacije!
Gledao sam na jednoj nasoj "popularnoj" TV stanici neke nazovi IN cice koje kao kritikuju nase muskarce kako nismo dovoljno emancipovani, kako Italijani ovo :roll: , Spanci ono :roll: .
Sve u svemu mi smo Balkanci oni najcrnji :twisted: , e tu sam poceo da se smejem kao blesav!
Razlog mog smeha je sledeci: nismo mi ovakvi(balkanci) sebe radi nego vas radi, kad god bih pokusao da budem "italijan, svabo, spanac" dobio bih nogu :x .

Mislim sve "dame" traze nekog "stranca" a kad ga nadju onda im ne odgovara kao on se odmah zaljubio, gnjavi me, slabic itd.
Vama po mom (ne malom 8) ) iskustvu treba mislim "Frajer" kao iz "Mi nismo andjeli" da Vas zayebava, gazi i tek poneki poljubac posle samara :wink: :idea:
Zar ne :?:
Kliknite za proširenje...
Kako mozes ukuse svih zena u nasoj zemlji svesti na jedan??? Mislim... naravno da je individualno.
 
I am clever, i am not a fool,
i learnt in english in elementary school

my grandfather, he was partizana
he died in a car accident like hero mana

in my country there was ethnic wara,
i dont want hoot, i wantplay
electric guitara

...


i am balkan boy
i am balkan boy
and i search for employ

i can wash the dishes faster then machina
i can babysit the babies older than fourteena

i have no money
i have no friends
but god give me intelligence,
big dick, a couple of eggs
to put some happiness
between your legs

people people
vote for me
to present always on tv,
to earn a lot of dollars and marks
to sleep in hotels, not in parks

...
 
ace:
Razmisljam dosta o ovoj temi na prvi pogled nema puno dileme ali to je teorija u praksi je malo drugacije!
Gledao sam na jednoj nasoj "popularnoj" TV stanici neke nazovi IN cice koje kao kritikuju nase muskarce kako nismo dovoljno emancipovani, kako Italijani ovo :roll: , Spanci ono :roll: .
Sve u svemu mi smo Balkanci oni najcrnji :twisted: , e tu sam poceo da se smejem kao blesav!
Razlog mog smeha je sledeci: nismo mi ovakvi(balkanci) sebe radi nego vas radi, kad god bih pokusao da budem "italijan, svabo, spanac" dobio bih nogu :x .

Mislim sve "dame" traze nekog "stranca" a kad ga nadju onda im ne odgovara kao on se odmah zaljubio, gnjavi me, slabic itd.
Vama po mom (ne malom 8) ) iskustvu treba mislim "Frajer" kao iz "Mi nismo andjeli" da Vas zayebava, gazi i tek poneki poljubac posle samara :wink: :idea:
Zar ne :?:
Kliknite za proširenje...
:roll: Svasta! Budi ti sta `oces,samo budi normalan.
A sto se tice samara,mislim da bi ti nase zene uzvratile jos gorim samarom,jos bi te i jurile po kuci da te biju... :P :lol:
p.s.Kao sto rece Gigule "Ne slusaj IN cice sa TV-a"
 
zavodljiva1976:
:roll: Svasta! Budi ti sta `oces,samo budi normalan.
A sto se tice samara,mislim da bi ti nase zene uzvratile jos gorim samarom,jos bi te i jurile po kuci da te biju... :P :lol:
p.s.Kao sto rece Gigule "Ne slusaj IN cice sa TV-a"
Kliknite za proširenje...

:roll: boze, boze gde li sam to vec cuo :wink:
nisam za samar i nikad nijednu nisam udario ali definitivno fercera :lol:
Svaka kaze to biti bio poslednji samar u zivotu ali samo nekoliko stvarno to misli!
 
Vechiti derbi: 'Balkanske mushkarchine' VS. Nafurane kokoshke..
Daj bre... ko uopshte mozhe da strpa sve zhene pod jedan, i sve mushkarce pod drugi kosh?!
Vecj 5 godina nisam chula ribu koja veruje u sindrom 'Balkanca' (varijanta - sve su to mushke svinje, ako nisu onda su p*ederi), ili tipa kome su sve ribe umishljenje glupache, sponzorushe i sl..
Ima nas/vas svakakvih, dobrih i loshih, svinja i kokoshki, sponzorusha i 'frajera', zatucanih feministkinja i shovinista...
Ali, kontam, sve je manje budala (sa obe strane), a sve vishe normalnih, opushtenih, pametnih, interesantnih osoba, koje samo trazhe (a bogami i nalaze) sebi slichnu. Barem su takvi ljudi oko mene.
Pozitivno, bre!
 
jagodica:
:lol: sta je ovo
Kliknite za proširenje...
Nepotpun prevod poznate pesme jos poznatijeg estradnog :lol: umetnika Antonija Pušića :D
Evo stize i ceo prevod:
.................................


Women tell you: Rambo you 'da man,
In your pants...is a full wallet.

I was waitin' for a lift in front of the PGP building,
And recitin' my old lyrics: Women, I love women,
When comin' up to me is a tall guy with sideburns, an idiot,
And sayin' he'll make a singer out of me.

He says: Hello, hello, young man,
I am Sasa Habic,
And I'm a musical producer,
And I would like for us to conduct with you an
Economic experiment.

He takes me by the hand,
Leads me upstairs, to his office,
And when we arrived there,
There were also some older people there.

Starting a business conversation with me,
They wanted to make a star out of me,
They offered me food to eat, they offered me beer to drink,
And I was so glad, I just kept smiling.

I'm a Balkan Boy,
And I smell like BO,
Eventually I'll be yours.

And when Djordje Debac heard me,
He said: Rambo you're a singer,
You really have a great voice,
And on this new album,
Open your eyes,
You must satisfy us.

(But I can't get no satisfaction)

I became popular quickly, just like Elvis Presley,
The crowned king of showbusiness thought.
<UNTRANSLATABLE>,
And because of that I know I'm the best.

And when Brega runs into me he says Hello,
And I went to visit Bajaga in his Zemun home,
And women tell me: Rambo you 'da man,
Because you have the largest...gift for singing,
And women tell me again: Rambo you 'da man,
Because in your pants...is a full wallet.

And ever since I became famous and rich,
They let me cut in lines to buy cigarettes.

I'm a Balkan Boy,
And I smell like BO,
Eventually I'll be yours.

(Come on kid, play)

Parallel to this the dough also began flowin' in,
So I accomplished many of my childhood dreams,
But progressively my requests began to grow,
So I got used to using soap and toothpaste,
Because I'm a Balkan Boy, I'm a Balkan Boy...

I bought myself a digital watch,
Then a house, car, auto and two floor garage,
I consume whiskey and narcotics,
And **** only women who shave their legs.
Because I'm a Balkan Boy, because I'm a Balkan Boy...

The music scene's my mamma, showbusiness is my daddy,
I perform everywhere they pay me good.
My forehead is low, and my nose is crooked,
But women still like me, so how can that be?
Around my neck a chain is always hangin',
That's what happens my girl when a Bosnian is kissing.

I'm a Balkan Boy,
And I smell like BO,
Eventually I'll be yours.

***
 
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