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    1) NOT KISSING FIRST
    Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the
    erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by
    the hour and trying to get your money's worth by
    cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is
    the Ultimate form of foreplay.
    2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR
    Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this.
    Well, there's a difference between being erotic and
    blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles
    on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
    3) NOT SHAVING
    You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your
    chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's
    face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to
    side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
    4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST
    Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for
    ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke,
    caress, and smooth them.
    5) BITING HER NIPPLES
    Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then! clamp
    down like they're trying to deflate her body via her
    breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't
    stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently.
    Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending
    they're a dogie toy isn't.
    6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES
    Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples
    between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a
    radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole
    breasts, not just the exclamation points.
    7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY
    A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs:
    Breast-ville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel.
    There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored
    far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown
    Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
    cool.gif GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED
    Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can
    result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're
    going to be that aggressive, just ask her! to take the
    damn things off.
    9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT
    Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore
    it, you store it.
    10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS
    Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers
    along side of the clitoris.
    11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK
    Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you
    stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell
    she's not
    there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
    12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY
    Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look
    when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her
    head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's
    toy.
    13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY
    Stroking her gently through her panties can be very
    sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and
    yanking it back and forth is not.
    14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA
    Although most men can find the clitoris without ma! ps,
    they still believe that the vagina is where it's all
    at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're
    trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is
    OK in principle, but if you're not careful, it can
    hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay
    more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her
    vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her
    and see if she likes it.
    15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY
    You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing
    massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips
    are OK; elbows and knees are not.
    16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY
    Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at
    least made some move toward getting your stuff off,
    even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
    17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST
    A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose
    the socks first.
    1 GOING TOO FAST
    When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the
    worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial
    power tool -she'll soon feel like an assembly-line
    worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up
    slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
    19) GOING TOO HARD
    If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her
    thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of
    horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
    20) COMING TOO SOON
    Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you
    see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a
    backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
    21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH
    It may appear to you that humping for an hour without
    climaxing is the mark of a Sexxxx god, but to her it's
    more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy
    some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to
    hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
    22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME
    You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make
    noise. But if you really! y don't know, don't ask
    23) PERFORMING ORAL Sexxxx TOO GENTLY
    Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get
    your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating
    or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
    24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN
    Men persist in doing this until she's
    eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very
    swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's
    about three steps from being dragged to a cave by
    their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use
    yours; try talking seductively to her.
    25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX
    Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not
    everybody likes it. When she's performing oral Sexxxx,
    warn her before you come so she can do what's
    necessary.
    26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO
    Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during
    fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
    27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES
    In X-rated movies, women ! seem to love it when men
    ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more
    laundry to do.
    2 MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES
    Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting
    while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her
    gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like
    the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
    29) ATTEMPTING ANAL Sexxxx & PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
    This is how men earn a reputation for not being able
    to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask
    her first. And don't think that being drunk is an
    excuse.
    30) TAKING PICTURES
    When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll
    hear the words"__to show my buddies." At least let her
    have custody of them.
    31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH
    Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her
    back to pouring honey on her and licking it off.
    Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy
    props; hot candle wax and ! permanent dye are a no no.
    32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS
    There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a
    belching contest.
    33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES
    If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but
    unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too
    ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner
    with snapped hamstrings.
    34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE
    Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for
    men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
    35) GIVING LOVE BITES
    It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on
    the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No
    woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty
    scarves for weeks on end.
    36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS
    Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a
    megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
    37) TALKING DIRTY
    It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor
    calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll
    let you know
    3 ! NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES
    You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you
    get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
    39) SQUASHING HER
    Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on
    her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
    40) THANKING HER
    Never thank a woman for having Sexxxx with you. Your
    bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
    Bolje znati mnogo i često, nego malo i nikad, kojekude...



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    jel' stvarno mislis da cemo ovo procitati....sto je mlogo-mlogo je
    Therapy has taught me that nothing is my fault

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    Joj...vidi stigo i neki Englez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Citat Original postavio mammy
    jel' stvarno mislis da cemo ovo procitati....sto je mlogo-mlogo je
    Ma ovo treba muskarci-pocetnicu da citaju...
    Mi matorci ovo znamo... valjda...
    Bolje znati mnogo i često, nego malo i nikad, kojekude...

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    ihhh to smo vec znali ....

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    Veruj mi ima onih koji nisu...
    Bolje znati mnogo i često, nego malo i nikad, kojekude...

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    Pazi kad bi ovo moglo i kao „lepljiva”. Bravo McMillan-e, korisno i za stare i za mlade, kao Eurokrem :-)

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    hm
    pitam se sad

    kako da vidim njegovu gresku kad sam se pre toga zacorila u njega
    [font=Book Antiqua]Život je kao pomfrit[/font]
    [font=Book Antiqua]ako pregori[/font]
    [font=Book Antiqua]sama si kriva[/font]...

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    tacno i vrlo korisno za sve ove mlade neupucene i neobrazovane ....thumbs up mcmillan!!

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    Budi ono sto jesi i radi onako kako vam prija i kako osecate... a nikako kako ti neko sa strane kaze ili jos gore kako je napisano u nekom "Svetu" ili gde vec... Malo bi bilo glupo da se svi isto ponasaju... po nekim propisanim pravilima...

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    Hvala lepo...

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