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    Reči mudrosti Homera Simpsona :

    -Relax. What is mind ? No matter. What is matter ? Never mind !

    -Trying is the first step towards failure.

    -If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing.

    -If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half ass. That's the American way!

    -You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (daje savet Bartu)

    -If at first you don't succeed, give up.

    -If work needs doing, don't just sit there, call for someone to do it!

    -There's a solution to everything, just don't ask me to find it

    -Common sense can be treated with our good friend alcohol.

    -Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

    -Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

    -The reason why we employ government officials is so that we don't have to think.



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    Flight Attendant: Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania...
    I'm sorry, it is now called "New Zanzibar"
    Excuse me. It is now called "Pepsi presents New Zanzibar."

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    Bart & Lisa: Are we insane yet?
    Are we insane yet?
    Are we insane yet?
    Homer: I told you, yes!

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    Epizoda sa Mulder-om i Scully:

    Scully: Hello, Mr. Simpson, this is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you few yes-or-no questions, and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
    Homer: Ummm... Yes!
    Lie detector: BOOOOOOOOOM!

    A mudre reci Homera... ima ih previse:

    - To alcohol... cause and solution for all our problems!
    - Shut up brain! (obraca se svom mozgu, naravno)
    - Run boy, run for your life...
    - Lift goes up, lift goes down, lift goes up, lift goes down....

    'Homer, Homer Simpson,
    He's the greatest guy in history,
    From the town of Springfield,
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree.'

    'Margy, oh Margy,
    You came and you found me a turkey,
    On my vacation, away from working...'

    etc. etc.

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    Bart na pocetku svake epizode na tabli ispisuje razlicitu recenicu. Evo nekih…

    THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
    I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
    I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
    GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
    THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
    I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
    I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
    I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
    I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
    I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS
    HAMSTERS CANNOT FLY
    UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
    MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
    A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
    I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
    THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
    I AM NOT MY LONG LOST TWIN

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    Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' ports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. - Homer J. Simpson


    Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

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    -"Hello, can I speak to Mr Freely, first name I.P." (Bart)

    -"Where is Bart, anyway. His dinner's getting all cold and eaten." (Homer)

    -"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head." (Marge)

    -"Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'." (Moe)

    -"Inflamable means flamable? What a country" (Dr. Nick Riviera)

    -"Me fail english that's unpossible" (Ralph)

    -"Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum!" (Chief Wiggum)

    -What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? (Charles Montgomery Burns)

    -"Worst Episode Ever!" (Comic Book Guy)

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    Citat Original postavio Đenka
    Flight Attendant: Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania...
    I'm sorry, it is now called "New Zanzibar"
    Excuse me. It is now called "Pepsi presents New Zanzibar."
    Simsons,going in the PARIZ

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    PA kad ce vise nove epizode Simpsonovih?

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    Molio bih vas da pisete na srpskom. neznaju bas svi savrseno engleski

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    Boring.

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    Go suck a Bible !

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    Citat Original postavio Đenka
    Reči mudrosti Homera Simpsona :

    -Relax. What is mind ? No matter. What is matter ? Never mind !

    -Trying is the first step towards failure.

    -If something's hard to do, it's not worth doing.

    -If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half ass. That's the American way!

    -You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (daje savet Bartu)

    -If at first you don't succeed, give up.

    -If work needs doing, don't just sit there, call for someone to do it!

    -There's a solution to everything, just don't ask me to find it

    -Common sense can be treated with our good friend alcohol.

    -Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

    -Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

    -The reason why we employ government officials is so
    that we don't have to think.
    -DON'T,WOOHOO!

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    Sad nisam sigurna da sam bas tacno citirala Homera, al' ide otprilike ovako( pravda se Marge) :
    We've never had woofie, we' ve never even had a mouth woofie...

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    Pobij ih sve pa neka ih Bog razvrsta.
    Ne mogu da uzmem njegov novac, ne mogu da stampam svoj novac, moram da radim da zaradim novac

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    Podrazumevano HM

    Homer : I'dont have a brain and i don't know how to use it

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    mmm...chocolate, mmm...caramel, mmm...something.

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    hehehe homer za presednika!

    postajem policajac
    *NAPOKON CU UJEDINITI SVOJU LJUBAV PREMA POMAGANJU SA SVOJOM LJUBAVLJU PREMA POVREDJIVANJU LJUDI*
    KOJI LIK...

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    Posto ima prituzbi sto pisemo na engleskom, evo na maternjem:
    -Homer prodaje 3 tegle masti...
    PRODAVAC: Izvolite,gospodine, to je 20 centi!
    HOMER: Woohoo! Laka para! Vidis li decace(Bartu)?
    BART: Ali tata, za slaninu iz koje smo dobili tu mast si dao 20$
    HOMER: Greska, decace, tvoja majka je dala 20$!
    BART: Ali tata, ona uzima pare od tebe...
    HOMER: Paaaa... I ja uzimam pare od masti!!!!!!! :wink:

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    haha doobre fore...

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    Podrazumevano istina je negde tamo...

    HOMER:

    *oooooh they have the internet on the computers now!*
    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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    homer: DOBRO JE DA SE SVE ZAVRSILO NAJBOLJE...
    mardz: STA?? BART JE MRTAV :?
    homer: PA, MOJE KUKANJE GA NECE VRATITI! :?
    mardz: VESTICA JE REKLA DA HOCE
    homer: NECE ONA MENI DA NAREDJUJE!!!

    aaah homere tako te je lako voleti... ops:

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    ...mhhmmm...unexpected bacon...
    ...mhhmmm...urinal fresh...
    ...mhhmmm...unprocessed fish sticks...

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    Homer:žena ti je kao pivo lepo izgleda,lepo miriše,posle jednog odma vataš drugo...(posle dvadesetak piva)Gadiš mi se,muka mi je od tebe,upropastila si mi život...

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    Citat Original postavio geda
    Homer:žena ti je kao pivo lepo izgleda,lepo miriše,posle jednog odma vataš drugo...(posle dvadesetak piva)Gadiš mi se,muka mi je od tebe,upropastila si mi život...
    hahahaha smesno je zato sto je tacno...

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