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    It's me! Every girl ever.
    Knock knock

    Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

    Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.

    You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

    Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I ******* love candles!

    Come on into the living room.

    Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.

    Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

    And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.

    Let's go back into the hallway!

    Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...

    Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!

    Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.

    Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

    Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

    Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.

    Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!

    See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!

    Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about too. Be right back.

    I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.

    Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!



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    brate, ko će ovolko da čita...
    Postupaj tako da svaki tvoj cin moze da se upotrebi kao univerzalni princip.

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    Ok, but what is the question here? And should we answer in english?

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    Mr. samo dojče

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    Citat Original postavio Regina Mills Pogledaj poruku
    Ok, but what is the question here? And should we answer in english?
    No, you should stay cool like a swimming pool.

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    Topics for Men?

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    Topics for Men?
    bullshit
    Postupaj tako da svaki tvoj cin moze da se upotrebi kao univerzalni princip.

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    it happens
    emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
    none but ourselves can free our minds

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    part where she's saying "I want you to make love to my family"...that is so sick
    ...
    vidim o čemu se radi...ako može ipak da se da uvod na sprskom...jer tako pravila foruma nalažu...koliko god se to nama ne sviđa

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    Citat Original postavio poetessa Pogledaj poruku
    part where she's saying "I want you to make love to my family"...that is so sick
    ...
    vidim o čemu se radi...ako može ipak da se da uvod na sprskom...jer tako pravila foruma nalažu...koliko god se to nama ne sviđa
    Or it is going to be Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels!

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    You sir,are ******* awesome. In one post you summarize how women are stupid and boring.
    They just create imagination world where they are awesome, everybody loves them, and they are cool, but the truth is that its just their imagination and everything is rotten and shit.
    I really hate the part when i need to meet their friends. I feel like a dog who came on some pet contest and everybody need to see me, judge me and make a mark.

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    Citat Original postavio Regina Mills Pogledaj poruku
    Or it is going to be Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels!
    hold your horses dear, kako već kažu Englezi
    ..
    we will wait little bit longer

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    Citat Original postavio MrNapokon Pogledaj poruku
    It's me! Every girl ever.
    Knock knock

    Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

    Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.

    You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

    Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I ******* love candles!

    Come on into the living room.

    Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.

    Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

    And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.

    Let's go back into the hallway!

    Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...

    Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!

    Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.

    Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

    Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

    Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.

    Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!

    See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!

    Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about too. Be right back.

    I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.

    Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!
    Good night!

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    Citat Original postavio poetessa Pogledaj poruku
    part where she's saying "I want you to make love to my family"...that is so sick
    ...
    vidim o čemu se radi...ako može ipak da se da uvod na sprskom...jer tako pravila foruma nalažu...koliko god se to nama ne sviđa
    Skracena verzija:

    Opis zene iz Sugijevih snova najstrasnijih
    Stand up and see the sky turn bright
    Fight for a better day

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    Citat Original postavio MrNapokon Pogledaj poruku
    It's me! Every girl ever.
    Knock knock


    Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark and you were drunk. Come on in.

    Let's start off with the unavoidable tour of my incredibly typical post-college-girl apartment.

    You'll notice that I went ahead and purchased everything that Ikea and Pier 1 have ever produced. There's my decorative birdcage over there even though I don't have a bird, and there's my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don't know what the hell that's thing's all about, but I bought it.

    Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn't it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I ******* love candles!

    Come on into the living room.

    Oh, I see you met my cat there. That's "Freddy Paws Jr." Why don't you pet him and act like you like cats even though you hate cats? There you go. Oh, he took a little swing at your eye there huh? Yeah, he'll do that. Hey, let's check out the kitchen.

    Hey look at my refrigerator. There are pictures all over it! Look at all these pictures of me and my equally vacuous friends from college! We were so crazy! You can tell we're really good friends because our faces are all pressed up against each other like that.

    And check it out, we're holding up alcoholic beverages to the camera in every single picture. That's to prove that we were partying. College was so fun! But of course I don't talk to any of these girls anymore because now they're all bitches.

    Let's go back into the hallway!

    Hey, before we leave I'm going to go in the bathroom for ten minutes for some mysterious reason. Why don't you sit awkwardly in my big, stupid, round papizan chair over there while you wait for me. It's like you're sitting in a hug! Be right back...

    Sorry that took a half an hour, I don't know what the hell I was doing in there. Let's go!

    Wow! Thanks for opening my car door for me! I'm totally going to blow that meaningless gesture out of proportion and delude myself into thinking that you're a really good guy because that's what I want to believe.

    Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don't need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things. Hey I know, while we wait, I'll tell you all about my unspeakably boring job. I hate my boss. He's a jerk! I might get another job. Maybe something in pharmaceutical sales.

    Now let's talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

    Wow! I can't believe I ordered all this food! I have no intention of eating any of it. No thanks waiter, we don't need a box. Just throw it out.

    Hey, I've got an idea, let's go to a bar and have an after dinner drink! It'll be great, it will be just like how we're drinking here, only it will be louder and we'll have to stand up. Come on!

    See, isn't this better? Oh hey, what a coincidence. Look over there! It's a group of my friends that I knew was going to be here. Let's go over there so that they can judge you!

    Hey, I have to go to the bathroom for a half an hour again for some reason. You can stay here and talk to my unbelievably hideous friend Christine! Christine's so ugly she scares kids! Talk to her! She has a job and a family that she wants to talk to you about too. Be right back.

    I'm back! Sorry I was gone for three hours, there was a line. I want to go home now.

    Well here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. You should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Good night!
    MGTOW, je li? Preterano bljuvanje vatre sa moje tacke gledista, ali ko voli nek bljuje. Mrziteljstvo prema vezivanju i zajednistvu sa nekom devojkom/zenom. Ljudi kojima bi odgovaral samo kres sema u smislu da dodju, upotrebe zensko za samozaovoljenje i odu dalej da zive svoj zivot.

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    ТЕМА

    Како каже један мој пријатељ из детињства: " Да ли је теби штукнула свест?!"

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    #perksofbeingbasic
    ...sweet little angel you should have run...

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    Codswallop!

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    wham, bam, thank you ma `am.
    Српској застави вратиће сјај.Ono sto nije za zadrzavanje ide iz ruke u ruku.Prodorna milost je musko odlicje.
    "Julijana, ti mnogo čitaš bajke, zabrinjavaš me u poslednje vreme!"

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    Кркен зи кикирики еври деј, или само по наруџби?

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    neki od nas su dokazali da znaju engleski, neki nisu ni pokušali da razumeju..zbog pravila da tema ne može biti kompletno postavljena na engleskom

    lock

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