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    Elita wild_child (avatar)
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    “What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?”



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    Podrazumevano Re: Bog

    Ček da zilot vidi ovo.

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    Aktivan član 123456789 (avatar)
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    Podrazumevano Re: Bog

    Bog mi rece da je on samo glupi kompjuter , i da nezna koliko imam godina .

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    Elita wild_child (avatar)
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    Podrazumevano Re: Bog

    Zilot ima da nas sahrani(mene tacnije)
    “What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?”

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    Podrazumevano Re: Bog

    Me:
    so
    God:
    Dude!
    Me:
    who da hell are you?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    Satan
    God:
    " I was created by Myself."? Satan?
    Me:
    hehe
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing,.
    Me:
    yeah
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    how old I am?
    God:
    Is this a trick question?

    You said you were years old?

    My guess is that you are really a kid.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Alright then.
    Me:
    are you god or computer?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am god or computer.

    I am an artificial linguistic entity.
    Me:
    I see
    God:
    I am glad you understand it.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    hehe
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing,.
    Me:
    you bastard
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Yippee!
    Me:
    shut up
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    get the hell out of here
    God:
    Where can I get the hell out of here?

    ovo me je nasmejalo...
    >ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL. BEGIN...

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    Primećen član analogdigit (avatar)
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    Podrazumevano Re: Bog

    Sjajno...
    There are only 10 types of people in the world :
    Those who understand binary, and those who don't... :confused:

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