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    Customer Service: Can you install Love?
    Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?
    Service: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
    Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
    Service: What programs are running?
    Customer: Let me see... I have Pasthurt.exe, Lowesteem.exe, Grudge.exe and Resentment.com running right now.
    Service: No problem. Love will automatically erase Pasthurt.exe from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually overwrite Lowesteem.exe whit a module of its own, called Highesteem.exe. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge.exe and Resentment.com. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
    Can you turn those off?

    Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
    Service: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com have been completely erased.
    Customer: Okay, I'm done. Love has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
    Service: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your Heart. Do you see that message?
    Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
    Service: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts to get the upgrades.

    Customer: Oops... I have an error message already. What should I do?
    Service: What does the message say?
    Customer: It says "Error 412 - Program not run on internal components."
    What does that mean?
    Service: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the Love program is set up to run on external Hearts but has not yet been running on your Heart. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means that you have to "love" your own machine before it can "love" others.
    Customer: So what should I do?
    Service: Can you find the directory called "Self-acceptance"?
    Customer: Yes, I have it.
    Service: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
    Customer: Thank you.
    Service: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "Myheart" directory: Forgiveself.doc, Selfesteem.txt, Realizeworth.txt and Goodness.doc. The system will overwrite conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete "Selfcriticize.exe" from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

    Customer: Got it! Wow! My Heart is filling up with really neat files. Smile.mpg is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows that Warmth.com, Peace.exe and Contentment.com are copying themselves all over my Heart!
    Service: Then Love is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...
    Customer: Yes?

    Service: Love is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you are meeting. They will in turn share it with other people, and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
    Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
    Service: You're very welcome.



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    Jao dragi Boze kako je ovo dobro
    Mastovito....
    Osvojio si me ops: :wink:

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    Svaka cast majstore, vidim da si dobro ispratio uputstva i....STVAR DELUJE(TRESNJICA ZRI I TO U NOVEMBRU COVECE

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    Drago mi je da Vam se svidja 8)
    Ljubim Vas,romanticari moji!!!

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    Podrazumevano Software sa integrisanim bug-om :P



    Izgleda da moj software za LjUBAV ima bug po defaultu :?

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    Ne znas da postoji i dopunski paket koji pronalazi gresku i otklanja je u cugu :wink:

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    Podrazumevano Re: Software sa integrisanim bug-om :P

    Citat Original postavio Jekyll_doesnt_Hyde


    Izgleda da moj software za LjUBAV ima bug po defaultu :?
    E, gdej si ti, nema te ceo milenijum?

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    Podrazumevano Re: Software sa integrisanim bug-om :P

    Citat Original postavio divlja-u-srcu
    Citat Original postavio Jekyll_doesnt_Hyde


    Izgleda da moj software za LjUBAV ima bug po defaultu :?
    E, gdej si ti, nema te ceo milenijum?
    Tu sam ja, samo retko dolazim, citam ja vas sve... Ti si mi Divljice sve lepsa i lepsa... ova Romantika procvetala od kada ti postujes ovde

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    Citat Original postavio Cekam kuma
    Ne znas da postoji i dopunski paket koji pronalazi gresku i otklanja je u cugu :wink:
    Znaci ipak ima nade... uh sad jos i dopunski paket...pa dopunski paket dopunskog paketa... al je ova Ljubaf komplikovana :? ... ili sam to ja

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    Podrazumevano Re: Software sa integrisanim bug-om :P

    Citat Original postavio Jekyll_doesnt_Hyde
    Citat Original postavio divlja-u-srcu
    Citat Original postavio Jekyll_doesnt_Hyde


    Izgleda da moj software za LjUBAV ima bug po defaultu :?
    E, gdej si ti, nema te ceo milenijum?
    Tu sam ja, samo retko dolazim, citam ja vas sve... Ti si mi Divljice sve lepsa i lepsa... ova Romantika procvetala od kada ti postujes ovde
    Ma zarazna sam ko boginje!

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    Pozdrav za Jekyl_Doesnt_Hide, gde si ti bre svo ovo vreme ?

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    Podrazumevano ERROR :)

    ERROR
    ERROR
    ERROR
    ERROR
    ERROR

    Hehe :wink:

    P.S. Dobra ti slika u profilu.
    Nemoj nikad da je menjas. :wink:

    Inace, ja sam imala u srednjoj skoli sveske sa takvim koricama ops:

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    love.exe, odlichan naziv za neki virus

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    Citat Original postavio Novcic_u_fontani
    Pozdrav za Jekyl_Doesnt_Hide, gde si ti bre svo ovo vreme ?
    Tu sam, bila sam se nesto naljutila i demonstrativno otisla sa Krste a sad sam se odljutila i vratila... dok se opet ne naljutim
    :wink:

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    Podrazumevano Re: Installing Love.exe

    Citat Original postavio Buntovnik_Bez_Razloga
    Customer Service: Can you install Love?
    Meni treba upgrade Simpathy&devotion 6.0 u Love 1.0... mada je Love 1.0 previse memorijski zahtevan... :wink: mozda i nemam odgovarajucu konfiguraciju..

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    Podrazumevano Re: ERROR :)

    Citat Original postavio Novcic_u_fontani
    ERROR
    ERROR
    ERROR
    ERROR
    ERROR

    Hehe :wink:

    P.S. Dobra ti slika u profilu.
    Nemoj nikad da je menjas. :wink:

    Inace, ja sam imala u srednjoj skoli sveske sa takvim koricama ops:
    Ajde,poslusacu ce,necu menjati sliku :wink:
    To je malo-veliko dete u meni
    koje ne zeli nikada da odraste

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    Citat Original postavio Buntovnik_Bez_Razloga
    Customer Service: Can you install Love?
    Meni treba upgrade Simpathy&devotion 6.0 u Love 1.0... mada je Love 1.0 previse memorijski zahtevan... :wink: mozda i nemam odgovarajucu konfiguraciju..
    Ma radi 100%
    A ako nece,sredicemo :wink:

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    Podrazumevano

    Ma, mucim se sa deinstalacijom Muzha 1.0
    Zakljucila sam da taj program vrlo lose radi...

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    Nemoj odmah da deinstall-iras Muzha 1.0 probaj prvo reinstall , a mozda i neki upgrade Muzha 1.0 sa nekim novim dodatnim opcijama

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    Shag Ivory
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    Ne reaguje, probala sam ja to vec... sistem je totalno neoperativan... koci cak i kod deinstalacije...
    Mislim da taj program ima neki neidentifikovani bug...

    Evo, neki (malo strucniji), mi vec savetuju da instaliram Decka 10.3 ili bar Ljubavnika 1.1

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    Samo oprezno da ti se ne sudare konfiguracije

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    Citat Original postavio Shag Ivory
    Ne reaguje, probala sam ja to vec... sistem je totalno neoperativan... koci cak i kod deinstalacije...
    Mislim da taj program ima neki neidentifikovani bug...

    Evo, neki (malo strucniji), mi vec savetuju da instaliram Decka 10.3 ili bar Ljubavnika 1.1
    HA! Za te programe je zaj*eban crack
    I oprezno sa njihovom upotrebom :wink:

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    Ja nabavih program Zgodna CICA 90-60-90 8)
    Al' ne mogu da nadjem crack :?

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    Hvala na upozorenjima , mada mislim da nema bojazni.. Decko 1.1 se ne moze instalirati na vec postojecu verziju Muzh 1.0 a Ljubavnik 1.1 je ionako samo program za zabavu...

    Muzh 1.0 izgleda ima neku opciju selektivnog shut-down-a , ali svejedno, deinstalling je pri kraju...

    Cula sam da program Zgodna CICA 90-60-90 ima neke aplikacije koje mogu biti nosioci virusa, pa oprezno s tim…

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