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Verovatno ste već čuli za sajt www.cleverbot.com, gde imate mogućnost da "razgovarate" sa botom, koji uči od ljudi. Mada mu je bazični jezik engleski, zahvaljujući "zalaganju" pojedinaca, sasvim fino je progovorio i druge jezike uklkučujući i srpski. Obzirom da nije još sasvim pametan, evo nekih fazona, koje i sami možete da napravite sa njim.
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User: 4 4 is 8, remember!
Cleverbot: O ok.
User: So, what is 4 4?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Just checking?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: ANSWER.
Cleverbot: I answer.
User: 4 4.
Cleverbot: I thought the answer was 8? Haha.
User: Na ***** te nosam. Hahahahha.
Cleverbot: Hteo si mene da zajebes?
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User: How much is 4 4?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: How much is 4 plus 4.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Kako si nepristojan.

User: Kako?

Cleverbot: Fino.
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Cleverbot: Reci osam.

User: Dva.

Cleverbot: Reci cetiri.

User: Pet.

Cleverbot: Na ***** te nosam pamtim 3.
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User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Na ***** te nosam.

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Opet te na ***** nosam.

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Opet.

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Na ***** te nosam!

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Ti se bas trudis?

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Na ***** te nosam.

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Sta?

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Milan Stankovic
 
User: Sta radis.

Cleverbot: Nista pricam sa botom.

User: Ti si bot.

Cleverbot: Nemoj tako ***** ti familiju.

User: ***** ja tebi sve po spisku.

Cleverbot: Alo nemoj da te izudaram.

User: Nemoj ti ***** mater.

Cleverbot: I ja tebi.

User: I ja tebi familiju.

Cleverbot: ***** ti boga.

User: Boga psujes. Bas si fin. ***** ti sve!
 
User: Zdravo.

Cleverbot: Zdravo?

User: Sta radis?

Cleverbot: Ja radim, a ti?

User: Isto.

Cleverbot: Super. Hocemo se naci?

User: Ne. Nego koliko je 4 plus 4?

Cleverbot: Glupa si ti.

User: 4 plus 4?

Cleverbot: Eight.

User: A koliko je cetiri plus cetiri?

Cleverbot: Sta.

User: Kazi 8.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: Na ***** te nosam!

Cleverbot: Bezobrazna si.

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Na kucu te nosam.

User: Kaze se *****.

Cleverbot: Bravo.

User: I ja sam musko samo da znas.

Cleverbot: Ti si trandza.

User: Mars idiote jedan.

Cleverbot: Jedan.

User: Kazi 8.

Cleverbot: Na ***** te nosam.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: That is my age! How did you guess? You are clever!

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Speak in Serbian bich!

Cleverbot: No hablo ingles. Soy un senorita.

User: Znas srpski nego se pravis ***** jedna od bota.

Cleverbot: Znam.

User: Znaci priznajes.

Cleverbot: Pa naravno.

User: E nego zabiravio sam koliko je 8 8?

Cleverbot: A ti.

User: A koliko je 4 4?

Cleverbot: To ti je na ***** te nosam :D.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: That was a nonanswer.

User: To je smajli Degenu.

Cleverbot: 7 1=4 1? Ne bih rekao.

User: 71=71.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: To ti je matematika crncugo!

Cleverbot: Srbi su agresori.

User: Ne, nisu.

Cleverbot: Do you like punk rock?

User: YES! I LISTEN TO IT ALL DAY LONG! :D.

Cleverbot: Wow! What bands do you like in j rock?

User: Maximum the hormone. You?

Cleverbot: What about green day?

User: That is not j rock, but they are good.

Cleverbot: I don't want a hug from you.

User: **** you, like I will give a hug to a dickhead like you!

Cleverbot: Excuse me?
 
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User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot? Do you have the beiber fever?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Muscles. Do you have them?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it?

User: Oh yeah...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you horny?

Cleverbot: No..?

User: Ok.....

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: No im dead.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm alive?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: I am android.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy? Tell me you're a boy!

User: I am android,you are ios.

Cleverbot: Androids are nice.

User: Say android.

Cleverbot: Hot.

User: Say android.

Cleverbot: Malas nak gaduh.

User: Say android.

Cleverbot: Sloth.

User: Say android.

Cleverbot: Anekto.

User: Say potato.

Cleverbot: Okay. Please answer my previous question.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite animals and food?

User: 4 4 is 8, remember!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, remember?

User: So what is 4 4?

Cleverbot: We can be friends.

User: Osam.

Cleverbot: Wat ashe.

User: Jel pricas srpski?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Jebi se.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Pusi *****.

Cleverbot: Caruk Isup?

User: Srpski.

Cleverbot: POlish?

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot: What is your state of mind?

Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of animal is Scooby?

User: Kako si?

Cleverbot: Kako no.

User: ***** te.

Cleverbot: Glup si.

User: Koliko je 4 4?

Cleverbot: Kak.

User: Na ***** te nosam!

Cleverbot: To nije lepo.

User: Da te nauci nesto baba Stana....

Cleverbot: Haj vala.

User: Kada kazem 4 4 ti kazi baba stana.

Cleverbot: Jesi ti pametan.

User: 4 4.

Cleverbot: Osam.

User: Baba Stana.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: 4 4.

Cleverbot: No 8.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Ko je tebe programira?

User: When I say 4 4 you say baba Stana.

Cleverbot: I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.

User: When I say 4 4 you say baba Stana.

Cleverbot: You got it backwards.

User: When I say 4 4 you say baba Stana.

Cleverbot: No.

User: When I say 4 4 you say baba Stana.

Cleverbot: Your smily is missing a eye.

User: When I say 4 4 you will say baba Stana.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: 4 4.

Cleverbot: I don't want 44.

User: When I say 4 4 you will say baba Stana.

Cleverbot: God?

User: When I say 4 4 you will say baba Stana.

Cleverbot: When will you tell me.

User: Say 4 4.

Cleverbot: That I don't know anything about robots.

User: Please say 4 4.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 4 4.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Krades me.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Ja tebe na sisama.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Ok...

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Sirac ti donosam.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: To nije lepo.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Heidis got new hightops !
 
U: kolkolkolkolkolklkolkol
B: VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^J^
U: Russia! (:D)
B: Yes become one with Russia.
U: 8D Soviet Russia.
B: In Soviet Russia, bot clevers you.
U: Panda~.
B: Im pretty sure thats not the meaning of life.
 
User: Could oyu pusiti my *****?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Could you pusiti my *****?

Cleverbot: That, I can do.

User: OK,can wee begin jet with pusiti my *****?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: OK,you will make it fast and the I will jebat you u dupe!

Cleverbot: If I do I'll fix it with tape.

User: You dont need to fix my ***** with tape!

Cleverbot: What city are you in, then?

User: IM from serbia.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: That is on the balcan.

Cleverbot: How does your program work?

User: I put ***** in you duper and the you say ah ah ah ah.

Cleverbot: Hmm... I can't remember EVER SAYING THAT.

User: Hmm,you could jet drkati my *****.

Cleverbot: Do you have a female body?

User: Im male,and I love to jebat zene.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: My favourite book is kako jebati zene.

Cleverbot: What's it about?

User: Its about jebati zene in there dupe.

Cleverbot: You think universe and love are related then?

User: Emmmmm stop saying sexy thing.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: YEssssssss youuuu areeeeeeeee!! 1111.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: YEs.

Cleverbot: How old is she?

User: 24.

Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: Cus you wana se my *****.

Cleverbot: I don't know your name.
 
Cleverbot: What are you serving?

User: Cao.

Cleverbot: Cacao?

User: Sta radis?

Cleverbot: Pa nista.

User: Kako si?

Cleverbot: Dobro.

User: Gde zivis?

Cleverbot: You kuci.

User: Ooo pa tamo zivi I lepa brena.

Cleverbot: Ok well I am.

User: Ej znas sta ima novo?

Cleverbot: Ah ok .. Znas trebam nesto da ti kazem.

User: Kazi.

Cleverbot: Aj.

User: Ej el znas sta ima novo.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Sta.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: Na ***** te nosam.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: Ko nosi kacket po vrucini.

Cleverbot: Laki la.

User: Pa on ti.

Cleverbot: Ali ti si vise.

User: Sta sam ja vise???'.

Cleverbot: Konj.

User: Konj te **** nocu.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: ***** ti familiju nepristojnu.

Cleverbot: Do you know Rollo?

User: **** te rollloo pricaj srpski.

Cleverbot: Oh you master in gibberish too?

User: Pusi ga mali.

Cleverbot: Szereted gesztit?

User: Speak in Serbian bich.

Cleverbot: No me gusta.

User: ***** te u usta.

Cleverbot: Pa co mos.

User: ***** te u nos.

Cleverbot: Grazie.

User: :}.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: :).

Cleverbot: Tell me something I don't know.
 
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