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    Podrazumevano Sta bi bilo, kada bi muskarci radili u zenskim casopisima ?

    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

    A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that
    there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing
    your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you
    closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates
    involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let
    him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then
    just perform oral on him.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

    A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to
    your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to
    perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves
    you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

    A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged.
    The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other
    men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief
    and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing
    can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a
    day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!). Just look at
    how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home.
    The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best
    friend to perform oral on him.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.


    A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess
    with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You
    may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to
    your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform
    oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
    never giving me one.

    A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

    A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek
    sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time
    consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no
    pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love
    your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get
    you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up
    to him by performing oral on him.



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    Citat Original postavio streetspirit
    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

    A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that
    there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing
    your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you
    closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates
    involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let
    him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then
    just perform oral on him.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

    A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to
    your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to
    perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves
    you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

    A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged.
    The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other
    men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief
    and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing
    can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a
    day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too!). Just look at
    how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home.
    The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best
    friend to perform oral on him.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.


    A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess
    with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You
    may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to
    your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform
    oral on him and cook him a delicious meal.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
    never giving me one.

    A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.


    Dear Mr. Abby:
    Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

    A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek
    sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time
    consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no
    pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love
    your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get
    you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up
    to him by performing oral on him.
    Vidi, ja ti savetujem betonski svod - za kamenje od gore; za drvlje i kamenje u facu, pa tu ti savetujem kombinovanu zastitu.

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    A što je najinteresantnije, ženama će ovo biti smešno. :shock:

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    Q: Mr. Tipkaros, it's really boring to read all of this, could you tell me what is written up there, but in short terms?

    A: Yes, I can, but as a price, you'll have to perform an oral on me!


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