Novi jezik Evrope

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Do nas je doletela nova vest, ravno iz srca Evrope, kojoj i mi, kako uporno uveravamo sebe i celi svet, pripadamo.
Dakle, dotična vest obaveštava nas o novom jeziku Evrope (kojoj i mi pripadamo). Budući da tekst gubi pravo značenje ako se prevede, donosimo ga u izvornom obliku, tj. na engleskom tj. na evroengleskom jeziku. A i budući da većina stanovnika Evrope (kojoj i mi pripadamo) razume engleski jezik, nadamo se da ni naši čitataoci neće imati problema sa razumevanjem teksta. Uostalom, i mi (kao stanovnici Evrope, kojoj, kako znamo, i mi pripadamo) se moramo pripremiti za korišćenje novog evroengleskog. Promene koje predlažu, većina Srba ionako oduvek koristi. Pih, opet smo ispred svog vremena, i opet nam niko neće priznati da smo evroengleski odavno MI SRBI izmislili. Dakle, nakon ovog opširnog uredničkog komentara, evo i vesti iz Evrope (kojoj i mi pripadamo).

Here is - The latest news from European Union. The News Standard has receive this bulletin fresh from our Brussels-based News Service...
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language of European communications, rather that German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate spelling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivan vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
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Und majn name ist Peter.
Iliti Pera iz bivsheg DDR-a.

:D :D :D :D :D

Ich sprache Deutsche. Jaaa!
Das ist die beste sprache in die welt

:D :D :D

Pa ovo i obichan choek razume. A ne tamo neki engleski :D :D :D
Sprache fur die Europe.

:D :D
 

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