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    [IMG]http://2.*****************/_5VkZnxOa_3Q/SVbyeIINDrI/AAAAAAAAAl8/UbFlYba1TBc/s400/examq6.jpg[/IMG]

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    A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting outside a cafe having tea. They watch two people go into a house across the street. After awhile, three people leave the house.

    The physicist says, "Measurement error."

    The biologist says, "Simple reproduction."

    The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house, it will be empty."

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    Biologists think they are biochemists

    Biochemists think they are Physical Chemists

    Physical Chemists think they are Physicists

    Physicists think they are Gods

    And God thinks he is a Mathematician.



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    Algebra is x-sighting.
    Complex numbers are unreal.
    Decimals make a point.
    Einstein was ahead of his time.
    Geometry keeps you in shape.
    I like angles ... to a degree.
    I could go on and on about sequences.
    I'll do algebra, I'll do trig, and I'll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!
    I'm partial to fractions.
    I feel positive about integers.
    Lobachevski was out of line.
    On average, people are mean.
    Translations are shifty.
    Vectors can be 'arrowing.
    Without geometry, life would be pointless.

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    I am not going anywhere. I am here.

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    Sex is like math.
    Add the bed,
    subtract the clothes,
    divide the legs,
    and pray to God you don’t multiply.

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    Fantome, ovo je samo za tebe...

    The highest moments in the life of a mathematician are the first few moments after one has proved the result, but before one finds the mistake.

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    Citat Original postavio chuck.eu Pogledaj poruku
    Fantome, ovo je samo za tebe...
    Ah dirnut sam. Dobra fora
    Treba mi svet, otvoren za poglede....

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    A ovo za galeta i Trolly-Hollya:

    If Einstein and Pythagoras were both right, then E = m(a2+b2)



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    A math professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

    A tragedy of mathematics is a beautiful conjecture ruined by an ugly fact.

    Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.

    Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

    Statistics are like a bikini: what they show you is tempting, but it's what they hide that's important.

    The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

    These days, even the most pure and abstract mathematics is in danger to be applied.

    The world is everywhere dense with idiots.

    To a mathematician, real life is a special case.

    1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.

    5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.

    97.3% of all statistics are made up.

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    Citat Original postavio chuck.eu Pogledaj poruku
    Ovo me potseti na na grupu Pavlov's Dog. Preslusati obavezno,

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    E bas da vidim kako ce evolucionisti da brane svoju omiljenu teoriju u svetlu ovih dokaza!




    Sto bi rekao jedan uvazeni kolega forumas - žao mi je, ali upali ste u mengele nemilosrdnih dokaza i izgleda da cete sasvim potonuti zajedno sa svojim darvinistickim paganskim kultom.
    I am not going anywhere. I am here.

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    Citat Original postavio chuck.eu Pogledaj poruku
    Hehe, ova je dobra.

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    Usled silne najezde kreacionista primoran sam da stavim sledecu veliku misao

    If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion
    Treba mi svet, otvoren za poglede....

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    I am not going anywhere. I am here.

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    ова два снимка делују као као успела шала, уживајте:


    Poslednji put ažurirao/la Paganko : 30.11.2009. u 09:02

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    Koliko god pametno govorio, uvek neku glupost kazes. Fridrih Nice
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    To sam procitala na nekom drugom forumu

    Dali se bojite SVINJSKOG GRIPA.
    Ne ne jedem ni svinjsko ni pilece meso - vegeterjanka sam.

    Najgore je sto se cura nije salila, sto je nasih godina. Kasnije trebali su da ji objasne, da se grip ne dobija sa svinjskim mesom.

    Tako vam je to kad koristimo internet za gluposti.
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    If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses
    Treba mi svet, otvoren za poglede....

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