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    Putnik u balonu sa vrućim zrakom je izgubio orijentaciju. Spustio je balon niže i ugledao jednu ženu na tlu.

    Spustio se još niže i pozvao ženu:
    - "Oprostite, možete li mi pomoći? Obećao sam jednom prijatelju da ću se naći sa njim, ali ne znam gdje se nalazim."

    Žena mu odgovara:
    - "Nalazite se u balonu, otprilike 10 met. iznad zemlje, 49 stupnjeva 28 minuta i 11 sekundi širine, te 8 stupnjeva, 28 minuta i 58 sekundi dužine."

    - "Vi ste sigurno inženjerka" - kaže čovjek u balonu.

    - "Jesam", potvrdi žena, "ali kako to znate?"

    - "Pa, sve što ste mi rekli je tehnički korektno, ali ja nemam pojma što da radim sa tim informacijama, a činjenica je da još uvijek ne znam gdje sam. Otvoreno govoreći, niste mi bili od prevelike pomoći, samo ste mi produžili putovanje."

    Žena mu na to odgovori: "Vi sigurno radite u menadžmentu !"

    "Da", odgovara čovjek iz balona "ali kako to Vi znate?"

    "Tja", odgovara žena "niti znate gdje ste, niti kuda idete. Dospjeli ste na visoku poziciju prije svega pomoću velikog napuhavanja. Dali ste obećanje prijatelju, a da nemate pojma kako ćete ga održati, a očekujete od ljudi ispod vas da riješe vaš problem. Činjenica je da ste sada u istoj izgubljenoj poziciji kao i prije našeg susreta, ali sada nekako ispadne kao da sam ja kriva za to!"



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    Treba mi svet, otvoren za poglede....

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    i poslednji ali moj omiljeni:


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    Pomerov Zakon:
    Čovekovo mišljenje se može promeniti nakon čitanja informacija na Internetu. Priroda ove promene je sledeća: čovek bez mišljenja postaje čovek sa pogrešnim mišljenjem.

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    ..think again...

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    sjajno

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    Citat Original postavio melok.may Pogledaj poruku
    Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control!

    Q: Why don't catholics pray for forgiveness when sitting down?
    A: Because there's no syn elimination in the chair conformation!
    ..ove nisam znala..
    ..think again...

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    Citat Original postavio malavelika Pogledaj poruku

    sjajno
    A ja naivno mislio da se zene bas pale na intelekt...

    PS citirao sam tebe, jer nije bilo prakticno da ponavljam ceo "strip" , mada je stvarno dobar... i poucan... odnosno, ne treba se praviti mnogo pametan...

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    Citat Original postavio chuck.eu Pogledaj poruku
    A ja naivno mislio da se zene bas pale na intelekt...

    PS citirao sam tebe, jer nije bilo prakticno da ponavljam ceo "strip" , mada je stvarno dobar... i poucan... odnosno, ne treba se praviti mnogo pametan...
    pa, i pale se ...samo ne ove iz stripa
    p.s. citirala sam tebe, jer sam htela da citiram tebe

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    Citat Original postavio malavelika Pogledaj poruku
    pa, i pale se ...samo ne ove iz stripa
    p.s. citirala sam tebe, jer sam htela da citiram tebe
    Ne ne ne, malavelika, nije stvar u stripu. Preformulisacu ono sto sam napisao. Radi se o tome da zene cesto javno vole da deklamuju nesto o sebi kao zenama generalno, i da takve izjave stoje u dubokoj suprotnosti sa onim sto intimno osecaju ili sto cine, a neko se lako moze povesti za javnim deklamacijama. Ali humor sluzi tome da, poput ilustracije koju je okacila november child, prikaze istinu povodom nekih pitanja.



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    Poslednji put ažurirao/la chuck. : 30.10.2009. u 12:39
    I am not going anywhere. I am here.

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    pa, dakako da nije stvar u stripu
    i radi se o tome da muskarci cesto vole da o zenam misle ovako ako sto je jako slatko/kiselo prikazano u stripu..tako im valjda lakse
    i radi se o tome da ima i takvih zena, ali cini mi se mnogo vise takvih muskaraca..i da je svima njima mnogo lakse
    ali, ovome sada uopste nije mesto ovde (a i, kako rece, ne valja se praviti mnogo pametan), tako da...
    baj

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    Naravno, tek da ne budem pogresno shvacen, a ako cemo bas sasvim ozbiljno sto i nije primereno ovoj temi, generalizacije nikad nisu dobre i nikuda ne vode... ali, mislim da strip lepo dotice neke pojave iz svakodnevnog zivota koje pojedini vole da prikrivaju ili da se njihovim potiskivanjem samozavaravaju. Zato i volim humor uopsteno, a pre svega kao orudje u okviru satire.

    I am not going anywhere. I am here.

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    Citat Original postavio chuck.eu Pogledaj poruku
    Naravno, tek da ne budem pogresno shvacen, a ako cemo bas sasvim ozbiljno sto i nije primereno ovoj temi, generalizacije nikad nisu dobre i nikuda ne vode... ali, mislim da strip lepo dotice neke pojave iz svakodnevnog zivota koje pojedini vole da prikrivaju ili da se njihovim potiskivanjem samozavaravaju. Zato i volim humor uopsteno, a pre svega kao orudje u okviru satire.

    ..ima nas i ovakvih i onakvih..
    ..problem sa tim imaju samo oni koji bi sve..
    ..think again...

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    Poslednji put ažurirao/la Paganko : 01.11.2009. u 04:06

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    You might be a physics major if...

    you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.

    you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.

    you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."

    you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.

    it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.

    you always do homework on Friday nights.

    you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.

    you have a pet named after a scientist.

    you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.

    the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.

    you can translate English into Binary.

    you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit."

    you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.

    you consider ANY non-science course "easy."

    the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.

    you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.

    you own and proudly wear a t-shirt with physics quotes on it.

    your cat's name is Schroedinger.

    you go to Europe and spend the entire time in a lab.

    you're an American and you think in metric units.

    you have found yourself talking to your laboratory experiments as if they were some of your best friends.

    you drool at the sight of a laser.

    you have heard, understood and laughed at a joke about Heisenberg.

    liquid nitrogen just isn't cold enough.

    you've ever quoted one of Newton's Laws to make a point.

    you catch yourself pondering angular momentum while you're high.

    you understood more than five of these indicators.

    you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.

    A Physics Party

    One day, all of the world's famous physicists decided to get together for a party (ok, there were some non-physicists too who crashed the party). Fortunately, the doorman was a grad student, and able to observe some of the guests...

    Everyone gravitated toward Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.

    Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.

    Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.

    Cauchy, being the mathematician, still managed to integrate well with everyone.

    Thompson enjoyed the plum pudding.

    Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things, so he split.

    Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.

    Ohm spent most of the time resisting Ampere's opinions on current events.

    Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.

    Volta thought the social had a lot of potential.

    Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.

    Heisenberg may or may not have been there.

    Feynman got from the door to the buffet table by taking every possible path.

    The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.

    Van der Waals forced himeself to mingle.

    Wien radiated a colourful personality.

    Millikan dropped his Italian oil dressing.

    de Broglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.

    Hollerith liked the hole idea.

    Stefan and Boltzman got into some hot debates.

    Everyone was attracted to Tesla's magnetic personality.

    Compton was a little scatter-brained at times.

    Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.

    Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.

    Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.

    Faraday had quite a capacity for food.

    Oppenheimer got bombed.

    The microwave started radiating in the background when Penzias and Wilson showed up.

    After one bite Chandrasekhar reached his limit.

    Gamow left the party early with a big bang while Hoyle stayed late in a steady state.

    For Schrodinger this was more a wave function rather than a social function.

    Skorucak wanted to put everybody on his web site.

    Erdos was sad no epsilons were invited.

    Born thought the probability of enjoying himself was pretty high.

    Instead of coming through the front door Josephson tunnelled through.

    Groucho refused to attend any party that would invite him in the first place.

    Niccolò Tartaglia kept stammering throughout the evening.

    Pauling wanted to bond with everyone.

    Keynes was keen to question the marginal utility of this party.

    John Forbes Nash wanted to play a n-person zero sum game.

    Witten bought a present all tied up with superstrings.

    The food was beautifully laid out by Mendeleyev on the periodic table.

    Riemann hypothesised about who would arrive next; to which Newton retorted, ' hypotheses non fingo.'

    Chadwick was handing out neutrons free of charge.

    Everyone was amazed at Bell's inequality.

    While Fermat sang, 'Save the Last Theorem for me.'

    Maxwell's demon argued with Dawkin's friend, the selfish Gene.


    Physics Major Pick-Up Lines:

    1. Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.

    2. What's your resonance frequency?

    3. Your lab bench, or mine?

    4. Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.

    5. Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

    6. Wanna couple our equations tonight?

    7. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

    8. Might I integrate your curves tonight?

    9. I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

    10.Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.

    11.Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.

    12.I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

    13.I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

    14.What's that great perfume? Vacuum grease?

    15.I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

    16.A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

    17.You're more special than relativity.

    18.Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

    19.Top quark or bottom quark?

    20.Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

    21.That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

    22.Yes I do like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like my style?

    23.I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?

    24.I have E=nhf tattooed somewhere else. Wanna see?

    25.Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

    26.Most women are so complex. They're always like"i! i! i!" But you- you're just so real.

    27.Let's exchange fermions!

    28.Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!!!

    29.I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

    30.Can I have your significant digits?

    31.Hey baby, what's your sine?

    32.Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

    33.Wanna expand my polynomial?

    34.Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.

    35.You and Me = Grand Unification

    36.I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

    37.My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?

    38.I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

    39.How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

    40.Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.

    41.Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

    42.My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. Bitch.

    43.I could get you Roahn Winer's autograph.

    44.How do you feel about group experiments?

    45.I got a pocket full of radium and my homeboys do too.

    46.Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

    47.In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.

    48.I swear I'm not a physics major.

    49.Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

    50.You make me want to be a better physicist.
    Poslednji put ažurirao/la Paganko : 01.11.2009. u 00:39

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    Treba mi svet, otvoren za poglede....

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    Citat Original postavio ristob Pogledaj poruku
    Pozdrav svima! Pola godine neću raditi (ni platu primati, izgleda) pa ni biti na Forumu. Gadna su ova naša vremena, ali - dako se preživi.
    Ipak, i kad je najteze, treba sacuvati smisao za humor - moze da oraspolozi, makar privremeno, a moze da bude i poucno...


    Sef sakupio radnike pa kaze:

    - Imam losu vest. Zbog globalne krize moram da otpustim nekog od vas.

    - Mene ne mozete jer sam nacionalna manjina i mogu da vas tuzim za rasizam - reče crnac.

    - Ja sam zena. Odmah ću vas tuziti pred sudom zbog sovinizma - reče sekretarica.

    - Samo pokusajte pa ćete zavrsiti na sudu zbog religiozne diskriminacije - reče musliman.

    - Probajte da mi date otkaz pa ću vas tuziti za diskriminaciju zbog godina - reče 70-godisnji vođa grupe.

    Sada svi pogledi padaju na mladog, beloga i zdravog radnika.

    Ovaj se na trenutak zamisli pa tiho kaze:

    - U zadnje vrijeme mi se čini da sam gej...

    naravno, vic je jos smesniji u balkanskom konteksu, jer se ovde prava radnika, kao sto svi znaju, jako postuju, ali sve jedno - mozda negde i upali
    I am not going anywhere. I am here.

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    Ccc igramo se igrica je li?
    Jeste. Americki football.



    Trolly-Holly zapocinje nezaustavljivi
    napad na podforum Prirodne nauke

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    Jeste. Americki football.



    Trolly-Holly zapocinje nezaustavljivi
    napad na podforum Prirodne nauke
    Kako divno Ta igra mi se oduvek cinila zanimljiva
    Treba mi svet, otvoren za poglede....

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    I am not going anywhere. I am here.

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