>This kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.
>She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers
>fans too. Everyone wants to impress the teacher, so they say that
>they're Lakers fans too, except for ONE kid, .....named Josh.

>The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?"

>He says "nope," "I'm a Sacramento Kings fan!"

>She says, "well why are you a Sacramento Kings fan and not a Lakers

>Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Sacramento Kings fan, and my dad is a
>Sacramento Kings fan, so I'M a Sacramento Kings fan."

>The teacher's not real happy, she's a little hot under the collar.
>She says, "well, if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was a moron,
>then what would you be?!"

>Josh says, "Then I'd be a Lakers fan!"