Zakon je zakon

Evo nekih zanimljivih zakona koji se ticu sexa:

Did you know that in Detroit, MICHIGAN there is a law saying Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.?

And in ALABAMA there is a law saying It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."????

Cleveland, OHIO
Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes

Hastings, NEBRASKA
The owner of every hotel is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

Helena, MONTANA
A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

KENTUCKY
No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club

Maryville, MISSOURI
The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.

MICHIGAN
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission

Norfolk, VIRGINIA
A woman can't go out without wearing a corset.

Oxford, OHIO
A woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

Deadwood, SOUTH DAKOTA
Dresses that show the ankles or higher are illegal. (Dress must cover ankles)

Headland, ALABAMA
No female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane.

Miami, FLORIDA
Men are not allowed to wear a strapless gown in public.

Merryville, MISSOURI
Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

Kidderville, NEW HAMPSHIRE
Lingerie can't be hung on a clothesline at the airport unless the undies are carefully hidden from prying eyes by a "suitable screen".

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GEORGIA
It is illegal to purchase or possess marital aides (vibrators, dildos, etc.) in Georgia

MICHIGAN
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission

INDIANA
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

COLORADO In Colorado, it is against the law to kiss a sleeping woman

Willowdale, OREGON No man may curse while having sex with his wife.

Ames, IOWA
Husbands aren’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives or while holding them in his arms.

Bozeman, MONTANA
All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude is forbidden.

Carlsbad, NEW MEXICO
No couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

Coeur d'Alene, IDAHO
Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

Detroit, MICHIGAN
Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

Fairbanks, ALASKA
Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.

FLORIDA
Single, divorced, or widowed women may not parachute on Sunday afternoons

Harrisburg, PENNSYLVANIA
It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

KENTUCKY
No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club

Kingsville, TEXAS
Two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property.

Liberty Corner, NEW JERSEY
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail.

Newcastle, WYOMING
Couples may not have sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

Oblong, ILLINOIS
Making love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day is illegal.

Sioux Falls, SOUTH DAKOTA
Every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

Tremonton, UTAH
No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

NEVADA
It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

Romboch, VIRGINIA
It is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

Skullbone, TENNESSEE
The law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle. Any man stopped and found with the front of his pants undone can be fined a minimum of $50 and serve 30 days in jail.

MASSACHUSETTS
At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the presance of horses.

VIRGINIA
Co-habitating by a unmarried couple is a felony.

FLORIDA
If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.

Ottumwa, IOWA
It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted.

E znam za to brate, ali se ni jedan od tih zakona u praksi ne primenjuje. I kada bi ih primenili, mislim da su u pitanju neke mizerne novchane kazne. Ono shto je istinski strashno, je shto u jednoj od njihovih drzava ( ne znam tachno kojoj ), ukoliko vidish vishe od tri indijanca zajedno, van rezervata, po zakonu imash pravo da ih sve pobijesh.

joj nemoj vise....padam u depresiju

Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

u sietlu te ne smiju zaustaviti ako nisi napravio prekshaj

Clinton, OKLAHOMA
No masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

UTAH
Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

CALIFORNIA
Until the law was repealed in 1975, husbands and wives could both get a 15-year penitentiary term for engaging in certain sexual practices. They were specifically prohibited from engaging in any oral activities, even in the privacy of their own bedroom.

VIRGINIA
It is illegal to copulate in any poisition except missionary.

Ne_Vazim_Se:

E znam za to brate, ali se ni jedan od tih zakona u praksi ne primenjuje. I kada bi ih primenili, mislim da su u pitanju neke mizerne novchane kazne. Ono shto je istinski strashno, je shto u jednoj od njihovih drzava ( ne znam tachno kojoj ), ukoliko vidish vishe od tri indijanca zajedno, van rezervata, po zakonu imash pravo da ih sve pobijesh.

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Ne primenjuju se ali postoje.
Znaci ako se nekom panduru ili sudiji ne svidjas ode u corku zbog spavanja u istom krevetu sa zenom

E ovaj je biser

San Fransisco, CALIFORNIA Prostitutes are not obliged to make change for bills larger than $50.

Jacob:

Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.

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To live and die in L.A. Sado/Maso Injection Turbo

Jacob:

Ne primenjuju se ali postoje.
Znaci ako se nekom panduru ili sudiji ne svidjas ode u corku zbog spavanja u istom krevetu sa zenom

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Znam. Prokleti kerovi uvek mogu da te nameste

bezzzimeni:

u sietlu te ne smiju zaustaviti ako nisi napravio prekshaj

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To ti je tako u josh nekim drzavama...

Connorsville, WISCONSIN No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

Jacob:

WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

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Ma brate... Mislim... Shta reci, sem... LOL
P.S. There are no natural-born men & women in Washington D.C. ... They found them all in a cabbage

Ne_Vazim_Se:

Ma brate... Mislim... Shta reci, sem... LOL
P.S. There are no natural-born men & women in Washington D.C. ... They found them all in a cabbage

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Mislim da nije u pitanju Washington D.C. vec drzava washington na granici sa Kanadom

Sa ukupnom populacijom od 300 stanovnika i prestonicom od 10

Jacob:

Mislim da nije u pitanju Washington D.C. vec drzava washington na granici sa Kanadom

Sa ukupnom populacijom od 300 stanovnika i prestonicom od 10

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Ahahahaha... Onda ima smisla... Slaze se skroz taj zakon sa brojem stanovnika

Jacob:

WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

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Sta, da nece mozda da ih zrtvuju?

mojne smaraš, Jacobe

Zaobidji me smore

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.