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    Cool Zakon je zakon

    Evo nekih zanimljivih zakona koji se ticu sexa:

    Did you know that in Detroit, MICHIGAN there is a law saying Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.?

    And in ALABAMA there is a law saying It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."????

    Cleveland, OHIO
    Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes

    Hastings, NEBRASKA
    The owner of every hotel is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

    Helena, MONTANA
    A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

    KENTUCKY
    No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club

    Maryville, MISSOURI
    The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.

    MICHIGAN
    A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission

    Norfolk, VIRGINIA
    A woman can't go out without wearing a corset.

    Oxford, OHIO
    A woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

    Deadwood, SOUTH DAKOTA
    Dresses that show the ankles or higher are illegal. (Dress must cover ankles)

    Headland, ALABAMA
    No female wearing a nightgown can be taken for a flight on a private plane.

    Miami, FLORIDA
    Men are not allowed to wear a strapless gown in public.

    Merryville, MISSOURI
    Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

    Kidderville, NEW HAMPSHIRE
    Lingerie can't be hung on a clothesline at the airport unless the undies are carefully hidden from prying eyes by a "suitable screen".
    Mrzi me da prevodim,ko zna zna
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem



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    GEORGIA
    It is illegal to purchase or possess marital aides (vibrators, dildos, etc.) in Georgia
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem

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    MICHIGAN
    A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission

    INDIANA
    Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem

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    COLORADO In Colorado, it is against the law to kiss a sleeping woman
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem

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    Willowdale, OREGON No man may curse while having sex with his wife.
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    Ames, IOWA
    Husbands aren’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives or while holding them in his arms.

    Bozeman, MONTANA
    All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude is forbidden.

    Carlsbad, NEW MEXICO
    No couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

    Coeur d'Alene, IDAHO
    Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

    Detroit, MICHIGAN
    Couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

    Fairbanks, ALASKA
    Moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.

    FLORIDA
    Single, divorced, or widowed women may not parachute on Sunday afternoons

    Harrisburg, PENNSYLVANIA
    It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

    KENTUCKY
    No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club

    Kingsville, TEXAS
    Two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property.

    Liberty Corner, NEW JERSEY
    Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail.

    Newcastle, WYOMING
    Couples may not have sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

    Oblong, ILLINOIS
    Making love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day is illegal.

    Sioux Falls, SOUTH DAKOTA
    Every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

    Tremonton, UTAH
    No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

    NEVADA
    It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.

    Romboch, VIRGINIA
    It is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

    Skullbone, TENNESSEE
    The law bans a woman from "pleasuring a man" while he is sitting behind the wheel of any moving vehicle. Any man stopped and found with the front of his pants undone can be fined a minimum of $50 and serve 30 days in jail.

    MASSACHUSETTS
    At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the presance of horses.

    VIRGINIA
    Co-habitating by a unmarried couple is a felony.

    FLORIDA
    If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.

    Ottumwa, IOWA
    It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted.
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem

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    E znam za to brate, ali se ni jedan od tih zakona u praksi ne primenjuje. I kada bi ih primenili, mislim da su u pitanju neke mizerne novchane kazne. Ono shto je istinski strashno, je shto u jednoj od njihovih drzava ( ne znam tachno kojoj ), ukoliko vidish vishe od tri indijanca zajedno, van rezervata, po zakonu imash pravo da ih sve pobijesh.

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    joj nemoj vise....padam u depresiju
    Smatram da je smeh jedna od najozbiljnijih stvari...

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    Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
    A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem

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    u sietlu te ne smiju zaustaviti ako nisi napravio prekshaj

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    Clinton, OKLAHOMA
    No masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

    UTAH
    Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

    CALIFORNIA
    Until the law was repealed in 1975, husbands and wives could both get a 15-year penitentiary term for engaging in certain sexual practices. They were specifically prohibited from engaging in any oral activities, even in the privacy of their own bedroom.

    VIRGINIA
    It is illegal to copulate in any poisition except missionary.
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    Citat Original postavio Ne_Vazim_Se Pogledaj poruku
    E znam za to brate, ali se ni jedan od tih zakona u praksi ne primenjuje. I kada bi ih primenili, mislim da su u pitanju neke mizerne novchane kazne. Ono shto je istinski strashno, je shto u jednoj od njihovih drzava ( ne znam tachno kojoj ), ukoliko vidish vishe od tri indijanca zajedno, van rezervata, po zakonu imash pravo da ih sve pobijesh.
    Ne primenjuju se ali postoje.
    Znaci ako se nekom panduru ili sudiji ne svidjas ode u corku zbog spavanja u istom krevetu sa zenom
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem

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    E ovaj je biser

    San Fransisco, CALIFORNIA Prostitutes are not obliged to make change for bills larger than $50.
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    Citat Original postavio Jacob Pogledaj poruku
    Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
    A man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
    To live and die in L.A. Sado/Maso Injection Turbo

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    Citat Original postavio Jacob Pogledaj poruku
    Ne primenjuju se ali postoje.
    Znaci ako se nekom panduru ili sudiji ne svidjas ode u corku zbog spavanja u istom krevetu sa zenom
    Znam. Prokleti kerovi uvek mogu da te nameste

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    Citat Original postavio bezzzimeni Pogledaj poruku
    u sietlu te ne smiju zaustaviti ako nisi napravio prekshaj
    To ti je tako u josh nekim drzavama...

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    Connorsville, WISCONSIN No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
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    WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem

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    Citat Original postavio Jacob Pogledaj poruku
    WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
    Ma brate... Mislim... Shta reci, sem... LOL
    P.S. There are no natural-born men & women in Washington D.C. ... They found them all in a cabbage
    Poslednji put ažurirao/la Ne_Vazim_Se : 16.09.2008. u 13:02

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    Citat Original postavio Ne_Vazim_Se Pogledaj poruku
    Ma brate... Mislim... Shta reci, sem... LOL
    P.S. There are no natural-born men & women in Washington D.C. ... They found them all in a cabbage
    Mislim da nije u pitanju Washington D.C. vec drzava washington na granici sa Kanadom

    Sa ukupnom populacijom od 300 stanovnika i prestonicom od 10
    Tek kad ti komarac sleti na jaja, shvatis da se nesporazumi mogu resiti nenasilnim putem

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    Citat Original postavio Jacob Pogledaj poruku
    Mislim da nije u pitanju Washington D.C. vec drzava washington na granici sa Kanadom

    Sa ukupnom populacijom od 300 stanovnika i prestonicom od 10
    Ahahahaha... Onda ima smisla... Slaze se skroz taj zakon sa brojem stanovnika

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    Citat Original postavio Jacob Pogledaj poruku
    WASHINGTON It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).
    Sta, da nece mozda da ih zrtvuju?
    Never underestimate the capacity of other people to let you down.

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    mojne smaraš, Jacobe
    Saper vedere
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    Zaobidji me smore
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    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
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