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    Podrazumevano Sta smo naucili gledajuci "Merlouz plejs"

    da li neko ima taj clanak da prilozi ovde???



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    fuj !
    Pre bih gledao "Ljovisnu" :?

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    ne znas kako je smesan clanak...! ima kao fora nesto da ako ti je decko na putu duze od 10 dana spavaj sa kim oces... i tako nesto...

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    Podrazumevano

    MELROSE PLACE

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    Citat Original postavio Bikac74
    MELROSE PLACE
    e bas ti hvala na ispravci!!! uspesno sam nasla te fore. za sve koji znaju engleski evo ih:


    All I Need to Know About Life, I Learned at Melrose Place



    1. If your "significant other" leaves town for more than a week, sleep with
    whomever you want. After all, you can't be expected to wait around forever.

    2. Never sleep with your boss or co-worker. Just kidding. You should do
    both, often.

    3. A good way to unwind after a hard day at the office is to build a fire, curl
    up with a good book, and rapidly drink seven large glasses of straight
    vodka.

    4. Every once in a while, just go ahead and slap somebody in the face, really
    hard.

    5. Pretend you're pregnant.

    6. Feeling a little insecure? Buy a gun!

    7. If marriage isn't working, consider a divorce. If divorce isn't convenient,
    fake your own death.

    8. Don't walk too fast when feigning blindness.

    9. Never base a relationship on lies and deceit. Just kidding! Dishonesty
    should be an integral part of any relationship.

    10. When you leave someone to die of carbon monoxide poisoning, be sure
    to shut the door tightly on your way out.

    11. Don't date drug dealers...unless they're really good-looking... or have a
    lot of money...or unless you can gain something from it in some
    way...or...oh hell, go ahead and date drug dealers.

    12. Don't get too close to people in comas. Sometimes they wake up and try
    to choke you.

    13. If you get fired, get drunk.

    14. Call your ex-wife "Baby."

    15. If you've got to fix your Harley, you might as well take off your shirt
    and do it by the pool.

    16. Randomly insult the people around you.

    17. Parents will be parents. Sometimes they'll nag. Sometimes they'll be
    judgmental. Sometimes they'll commit you to a miserable insane asylum
    where you'll be bound in a straightjacket and heavily sedated.

    18. If you lose your job, wait a few minutes and you'll get an even better job
    at twice the salary.

    19. A good way to aggravate your sister is to tell her that Mom liked you
    best. Another good way is to sleep with her husband a bunch of times.

    20. Just because you're in the midst of ruining someone's career doesn't
    mean that you can't car-pool to work with them.

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    Odavno se nisam ovako ismejala

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    Podrazumevano ma nije to sve

    naucili smo i da, ako imamo na sta pamtnije da potrosimo svoje sive celije, prebacimo kanal.
    ili prebacimo tv kroz prozor.

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