ZABRANJENE STVARI U VOJSCI SAD NA BALKANU

JABUCHILO

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na balkanu, nedavno, u sklopu snaga sad sluzio je prajvt shulc. decko je ili bio preterano pametan, ili mu je bilo preterano dosadno...ili i jedno i drugo... s obzirom na to da je njemu licno izdato 213 specijalnih zabrana. kada se vratio kuci, sastavio je iz njih spisak i stavio na net. nekoliko primera:

zabranjeno je gledati na strazi south park.

zabranjeno je bilo kome pretiti crnom magijom.

zabranjeno traziti od bilo koga ko ne veruje u crnu magiju pramen kose.

zabranjeno je povecavati grudi silikonskim implantatima.

zabranjeno je zavrsavati sve odgovore na pitanja oficira sa frazom: 'kako je receno u otkrovenju'.

zabranjeno je kupovati bilo ciju dusu u radno vreme.

zabranjeno je izlaziti isz sobe za vreme posete predsednika sarajevu.

shishanje je obavezno, cak i u slucaju da ce ono ponistiti 'moje samsonovske moci'.

ja nemam super-moci.

bog nema silu da ponisti bilo koju komandu izdatu od strane pretpostavljenih.

zabranjeno je pitati pretpostavljene pri izdavanju komande 'a gde ste nabavili tu vutru?'

ne mesati francuske i holandske vojnike.

zabranjeno je nemackim vojnicima govoriti 'razbili smo vam p***u u drugom ratu'.

lutke napravljene od mojih carapa ne mogu odgovarati za moje licne postupke.

ne zvakati zvaku na smotri, osim ako nemam dovoljno za sve prisutne.

(sledeci dan) ne zvakati zvaku na smotri cak i ako ima dosta za sve.

zabranjeno je pevati High Speed Dirth grupe Megadeth za vreme padobranskih skokova (tamo dole vidi se zemlja, uskoro cu da tresnem, crna smrt, plava nebesa, ja odlazim ka tvorcu)

ne smem halucinirati o ratovaima u kojim nisam ucestvovao (spansko-americki rat se jos nije zavrsio i sl.)

ne mogu traziti odsustvo 'jer po mojim ubedjenjim sutra je kraj sveta'... vise od jedanput.

'tockovi rade klop-klop-klop' nije forma specijalnog psiholoskog rata

ja nisam ateisticki svestenik

ja ne mogu otici u grad 'da malo radim vrc-vrc i da mi trpaju lovu u gacice'

ne smem da otpustam oficire

ja nisam drzavljanin teksasa, niti bilo koje federalne drzave od postojecih.

vikati 'evo vam ga na chamuge!!!" zabranjeno je bojevom gadjanju.

nema citiranja full metal jacket-a na bojevom gadjanju.

fraza 'napalm se odlicno lepi na mladu deciju kozu' ne podize borbeni moral.
 
naredba 'ucini da koza na cizmama bude poput mlade sveze sljive' ne sme se izvrsavati upotrebom voca.

naredba 'hocu da cokule budu bljestavo crne' ne sme se ispunjavati pribegavajuci izolir traci.

na naredbu se nikada, absolutno nikada ne sme odgovarati sa 'a sto?'

sledece fraze nisu dopustene u vreme marsha: adolescentska seksualnost, nekrofilija, mrzim sve u puku i zelim da riknu, vaginalni lubrikanti, smrdljiva crnchuga, vecina marinaca su latentni ******, tantricka joga, gotterdammerung, korejska *****, kao i bilo kakav oblik spominjanja lignji.

gigantski mravi iz dubokog svemira nisu najvise komandno telo.

naredbe pretpostavljenih ne moraju imati dvotrecinsku vecinu putem tajnog glasanja.

pod mojim krevetom nema zlih klovnova.
 
ja nisam ovaplocenje psiholoskog rata.

nije dopusteno lepiti na slem alu-foliju kako 'bih zablokirao kosmicke lasere koji kontrolisu moj mozak'

u bosni nema 'pokreta protiv mim'

zabranjeno je glumiti nacistickog jurisnika na bojevom gadjanju.

ja ne smem da izdajem recepte na bilo kakve lekove nikome.

ispunjavanje redovnih aktivnosti ne ukljucuje nosenje moje 'uniforme nudiste'

zabranjeno je crtati kamuflazu na sopstvenoj kozi
 
- KOD MENE U SELO SE KUPAMO NA SVAKE TRI NEDELJE

- MARIJA MI BILA NAJBOLJA OD SVIH OVACA

- IDEM NA POŠTU DA PUŠTIM PISMO

- NIJE MOJA PUŠKA JA TO NISAM DONEO OD KUĆE

- KAPETANE SMRDE MU NOGE A UZME MOJE ČARAPE IDEM U KOMANDU DA SE ŽALIM

- BERIŠA NIJE HTEO DA MU DAM KUVANO JAJE A ON MENI SLANINU
 
raspece ne plasi oficire.

zabranjeno je zickati cigarete od dece mladje od 12 godina.

ja nemam ovlascenja da menjam nacionalnu politiku bilo koje zemlje u regionu.

zabranjeno je rusima prodavati svoje oficire, cak i na papiru.

govoriti o proporcijama polnog organa oficira koji drzi predavanje zabranjeno je.

zabranjeno je hapsiti albansku decu za male grubosti.

zabranjeno je uciti regrute psovkama na albanskom govoreci im da je to klasicni pozdrav u narodu.
 
majkrosoftova spajalica koja plese nije nadredjeno lice mojim komandirima.

spadoinkl je izmisljeno slovo i ne znaci nista.

zabranjeno je prenositi poverljive naredbe putem razglasa, cak i ako stvarno ne mozes sve da nadjes.

vikati - hajde da pojebemo celo ovo selo, celo selo!!! - zabranjeno je tokom terenskih vezbi.

zabranjeno je uciti prevodioce kako da naprave petardu od samo-zagrevajucih obroka.

zabranjenp je pred test mokrace piti crvenu organsku boju i pritom vristati dok dajes uzorak.
 
zabranjeno je pretiti samoubistvom putem ispijanja koka kole i sumecih vitamina.

zabranjeno je insistirati na tome da su mine na terenu za vezbanje napunjene m&m's.

ispravno je pri pozivu od strane komandira raportirati sa 'redov shulc se javlja na duznost' a nikako ne 'svejedno, necete moci nista da dokazete!'

sledeci predmeti ne postoje u prirodi: klucevi od zone skoka, namotaj koordinacione mreze, padobranske lampice, i baterije za hemijske svetodiode.

ne uciti albansku decu da zapishavaju druge vojnike.

vreme revolucija i velikog prevrata jos nije nastupilo.

prosli zivoti se ne racunaju kad je rec o subordinaciji.

kada me zadrzi vojna policija ja nemam pravo na potpuno pretresanje sa prepipavanjem.

moja uniforma, i nijedan njen deo nije moguce pojesti, i ne smem da tvrdim da sam ga slucajno pojeo.

ja nemam menstruaciju.

mi ne smemo 'da jurnemo na protivnika obnazeni kao kelti'

ja nisam lezbejka zarobljena u telu muskarca i ne smem to da tvrsim.

zabrabjeno je stroj nazivati 'ta crna kvadratna stvarcica'/
 
moje ime nema ubistvenu moc i ja smem da ga izgovaram pred komandirom.

ne smem da izazivam oficire na 'casni dvoboj, pod starim hrastom, u zoru'. ni pismeno ni usmeno.

nasi dzipovi se ne mogu transformisati u ogromne crvene robote.

ne smem u izvestaju o stanju svog dzipa da izmisljam kvarove kao : 'treca izduvna turbina baca zuti plamen, slomljen katapult, hiperprostorni motor malo cvili pri paljenju.

kada me regruter pita sta planiram da radim u sledecem roku za zapisnik, ne smem da odgovaram sa 'osvajam zemlju na celu armije letecih majmuna'.
 
i poslednja dva, fenomenalna:

zabranjeno je traziti autogram od pukovnika stila, u vidu potpisa vase licne kopije filma 'black hawk down'

zabranjeno je traziti od komande da vas posalju na devet zadataka u toku 6 godina, takvih koji prevazilaze vasa ovlascenja i sposobnosti, iako ministarstvo odbrane u pravilniku ovu mogucnost dopusta, ali sa njima je besmisleno raspravljati se.
 
Марфијева правила борбених дејстава:


1. Friendly fire - isn't.
2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.
3. Suppressive fires - won't.
4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.
9. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.
10. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
11. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
12. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
13. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
14. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
15. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
a. When they're ready.
b. When you're not.
16. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.
17. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
18. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
19. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.
20. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.
21. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.
22. The easy way is always mined.
23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
24. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.
25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
26. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
27. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
28. Incoming fire has the right of way.
29. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
30. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
31. If the enemy is within range, so are you.
32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
33. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.
34. Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.
35. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
36. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both).
37. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
38. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
39. Tracers work both ways.
40. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.
41. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.
42. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
43. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
44. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.
45. Weather ain't neutral.
46. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.
47. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground.
48. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go'.
49. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.
50. Napalm is an area support weapon.
51. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
52. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
53. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.
54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
55. The one item you need is always in short supply.
56. Interchangeable parts aren't.
57. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.
58. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
59. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
60. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.
61. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
62. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
64. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.
65. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.
66. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
67. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
68. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
69. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
71. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
72. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
73. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
74. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
75. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.
76. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp)
77. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.
78. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.
81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
84. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
 
85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.
86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
87. Murphy was a grunt.
88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.
89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.
90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
91. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.
93. The crucial round is a dud.
94. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.
95. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
96. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you.
98. If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.
99. If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him.
100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
102. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
104. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
105. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
108. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.
109. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
110. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
111. Walking point = sniper bait.
112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
113. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
114. Radios function perfectly until you need fire support.
115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank.
116. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.
117. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud.
118. Mine fields are not neutral.
119. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying it.
120. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together.
121. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.
122. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it.
123. Professionals are predictable, its the amateurs that are dangerous.
124. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.
125. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
126. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. (or "on order")
127. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
128. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring,
he has fallen back too far.
129. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
130. If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.
131. Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once.
132. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.
133. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.
134. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
135. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
136. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
137 When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be to long
138 Smart bombs have bad days too.
139 Uncrating and assembly instructions are always inside the crate.
140 If you have a personality conflict with your superior: he has the personality, you have the conflict.
141 If you enter the CO's Presence with an idea, you will leave his Presence with the CO's idea.

142. All or any of the Murphys Laws above combined.
 
U SVEZI SA ISTIM... PRIMER KAKO TO IZGLEDA KADA OPALIS, SVE SUPER POGODIS, I ONDA... BEDAK.
KO MOZE NEK GLEDA I SLUSA, KO NE, NEKA CITA TRANSKRIPT

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,11021-10043,00.html


Transcript starts:

1336.30 MANILA HOTEL:

POPOV from MANILA HOTEL. Can you confirm you engaged that tube and those vehicles?

1336.36 POPOV35:

Affirm Sir. Looks like I’ve got multiple vehicles in reverts at about 800 metres to the north of your arty rounds. Can you switch fire, and shift fire, and get some arty rounds on those?

1336.47 MANILA HOTEL:

Roger, I understand that those are the impacts you observed earlier on my timing?

1336.51 POPOV35:

Affirmative.

1336.52 MANILA HOTEL:

Roger, standby. Let me make sure they’re not on another mission.

1336.57 POPOV36:

Hey, I got a four ship. Looks like we got orange panels on them though. Do we have any friendlies up in this area?

1337.03 MANILA HOTEL:

I understand that was north 800 metres.

1337.12 MANILA HOTEL:

POPOV, understand that was north 800 metres?

1337.16 POPOV35:

Confirm, north 800 metres. Confirm there are no friendlies this far north on the ground.

1337.21 MANILA HOTEL:

That is an affirm. You are well clear of friendlies.

1337.25 POPOV35:

Copy. I see multiple riveted vehicles. Some look like flatbed trucks and others are green vehicles. Can’t quite make out the type. Look like may be ZIL157s (Russian made trucks used by Iraqi army).

1337.36 MANILA HOTEL:

Roger. That matches our Intel up there. And understand you also have the other fixed wing up this push? For terminal control, if you can.

1337.44 POPOV35:

I’d love to. I didn’t talk to him yet.

1337.46 MANILA HOTEL:

Roger, I believe CASPER is up this push too. Two Super Tomcats.

1337.54 POPOV35:

Hey dude.

1337.56 POPOV36:

I got a four ship of vehicles that are evenly spaced along a road going north.

1338.04 POPOV36:

Look down at your right, 2 o’clock, at 10 o’clock low, there is a, left 10 o’clock low, look down there north along that canal, right there. Coming up just south of the village.

1338.21 POPOV35:

Evenly spaced? Where we strafed?

1338.23 POPOV36:

No. No. Further east, further west, right now. And there’s four or five of them right now heading up there.

1338.29 POPOV35:

No, I don’t have you visual.

1338.30 POPOV36:

I’m back at your 6 – no factor.

1338.31 POPOV35:

OK, now where’s this canal?

1338.35 POPOV35:

Don’t hit those F18s that are out there.

1338.38 POPOV36:

OK. Right underneath you. Right now, there’s a canal that runs north/south. There’s a small village, and there are vehicles that are spaced evenly there.

1338.49 POPOV36:

They look like they have orange panels on though.

1338.51 POPOV35:

He told me, he told me there’s nobody north of here.

1338.52 POPOV36:

I know. There, right on the river.

1338.53 POPOV35:

I see vehicles though, might be our original dudes.

1339.09 POPOV36:

They’ve got something orange on top of them.

1339.10 POPOV35:

POPOV for MANILA 3, is MANILA 34 in this area?

1339.14 MANILA HOTEL:

Say again?

1339.15 POPOV35:

MANILA HOTEL, is MANILA 34 in this area?

1339.19 MANILA HOTEL:

Negative. Understand they are well clear of that now.

1339.23 POPOV35:

OK, copy. Like I said, multiple riveted vehicles. They look like flatbed trucks. Are those your targets?

1339.30 MANILA HOTEL:

That’s affirm.

1339.31 POPOV35:

OK.

1339.34 POPOV36:

Let me ask you one question.

1339.35 POPOV35:

What’s that?

1339.45 POPO36:

(to MANILA HOTEL) Hey, tell me what type of rocket launchers you got up here?

1339.50 POPOV36:

I think they’re rocket launchers.

1339.52 MANILA HOTEL:

. . . (garbled) You were stepped on, say again.

1339.54 POPOV35:

MANILA HOTEL, fire your arty (artillery) up that 800 metres north, and see how we do.

1340.01 MANILA HOTEL:

Roger, standby for shot. They are getting adjustments to the guns now.

1340.34 POPOV35:

Copy.

1340.09 POPOV36:

Roll up your right wing and look right underneath you.

1340.12 POPOV35:

(angry) I know what you’re talking about.

1340.13 POPOV36:

OK, well they got orange rockets on them.

1340.17 POPOV35:

Orange rockets?

1340.17 POPOV36:

Yeah, I think so.

1340.18 POPOV35:

Let me look.

1340.26 POPOV35:

We need to think about getting home.

1340.29 POPOV36:

3.6 is what it says (a fuel measurement).

1340.31 POPOV35:

Yeah, I know. I’m talking time wise.

1340.35 POPOV36:

I think killing these damn rocket launchers, it would be great.

(The tape then becomes garbled)

1340.52 MANILA HOTEL:

Yeah, POPOV36, MANILA HOTEL. I’ve got other aircraft up this push. Not sure they’re coming to me. Someone else might be working this freak.

1341.00 POPOV35:

Yeah, MANILA34 is working them, break, break.

1340.12 POPOV36:

Yeah, I see that, you see I’m going to roll down.

1340.15 MANILA 34:

Break, be advised MANILA34 is not working the F18s unless they are trying to check in with me, over.

1341.21 POPOV35:

Copy.

1341.24 POPOV36:

OK, do you see the orange things on top of them?

1341.32 MANILA HOTEL:

POPOV 36 from MANILA HOTEL. Are you able to switch to Crimson?

1341.37 POPOV36:

POPOV 36 is rolling in.

1341.40 MANILA HOTEL:

Tell you what.

1341.41 POPOV35:

I’m coming off west. You roll in. It looks like they are exactly what we’re talking about.

1341.49 POPOV36:

We got visual.

1341.50 POPOV36:

OK. I want to get that first one before he gets into town then.

1341.53 POPOV35:

Get him – get him.

1341.55 POPOV36:

All right, we got rocket launchers, it looks like. Number 2 is rolling in from the south to the north, and 2’s in.

1342.04 POPOV35:

Get it.

POPOV36, “rolls in” for an attack and turns his A-10 into a vertical dive to strafe the British column, destroying two Scimitar armoured vehicles and killing L/Cpl of Horse Matty Hull.

1342.09 - GUNFIRE -

1342.18 POPOV35:

I’m off your west.

1342.22 POPOV35:

Good hits.

1342.29 POPOV36:

Got a visual.

1342.30 POPOV35:

I got a visual. You’re at your high 10.

1342.31 POPOV36:

Gotcha.

1342.30 POPOV36:

That’s what you think they are, right?

1342.39 POPOV35:

It looks like it to me, and I got my goggles on them now.

1342.59 POPOV35:

OK, I’m looking at getting down low at this.

1343.13 MANILA HOTEL:

POPOV 36 from MANILA HOTEL, guns . . .

1343.17 MANILA HOTEL:

To engage those targets in the revetts (slopes).

1343.24 POPOV36:

It looks like he is hauling ass. Ha ha. Is that what you think they are?

1343.34 POPOV36:

1–2

1343.35 POPOV35:

It doesn’t look friendly.

1343.38 POPOV36:

OK, I’m in again from the south.

1343.40 POPOV35:

Ok.

1343.47 - GUNFIRE -

1343.54 LIGHTNING 34:

POPOV 34, LIGHTNING 34.

1344.09 POPOV35:

POPOV 35, LIGHTNING 34 GO.

1344.12 LIGHTNING 34:

Roger, POPOV. Be advised that in the 3122 and 3222 group box you have friendly armour in the area. Yellow, small armoured tanks. Just be advised.

1344.16 POPOV35:

Ahh s***.

1344.19 P0POV35:

Got a — got a smoke.

1344.21 LIGHTNING 34:

Hey, POPOV34, abort your mission. You got a, looks we might have a blue on blue situation.

1344.25 POPOV35:

F***. God bless it.

1344.29 POPOV35:

POPOV 34.

1344.35 POPOV35:

F***, f***, f***.

1344.36 MANILA 34:

POPOV34, this is MANILA 34. Did you copy my last, over?

1344.39 POPOV35:

I did.

1344.47 POPOV35:

Confirm those are friendlies on that side of the canal.

1344.51 POPOV35:

S***.

1344.58 MANILA 34:

Standby POPOV.

1345.04 POPOV36:

God dammit.

1344.14 MANILA HOTEL:

Hey POPOV 36, from MANILA HOTEL.

1344.25 MANILA 34:

OK POPOV. Just west of the 3-4 easting. On the berm up there, the 3422 area is where we have our friendlies, over.

1344.39 POPOV35:

All right, POPOV 35 has smoke. Let me know how those friendlies are right now, please.

1344.45 MANILA 34:

Roger, standby.

1344.49 POPOV35:

Gotta go home dude.

1344.50 POPOV36:

Yeah, I know. We’re f***ed.

1345.54 POPOV35:

S***.

1346.01 POPOV36:

As you cross the circle, you are 3 o’clock low.

1346.03 POPOV35:

Roger.

1346.12 POPOV35:

POPOV 35 is Bingo. Let us know what’s happening.

13446.15 MANILA HOTEL:

Roger. We are getting that information for you right now. Standby.

1346.20 POPOV36:

F***.

1346.47 MANILA 34:

POPOV, this is MANILA 34 over.

1346.51 POPOV35:

Go.

1346.55 MANILA 34:

POPOV 4, MANILA 34 over.

1347.01 POPOV35:

Go.

1347.02 MANILA 34:

We are getting an initial brief that there was one killed and one wounded, over.

1347.09 POPOV35:

Copy. RTB (return to base).

1347.18 POPOV35:

I’m going to be sick.

1347.24 POPOV36:

Ah f***.

1347.48 POPOV35:

Did you hear?

1347.51 POPOV36:

Yeah, this *****.

1347.52 POPOV35:

We’re in jail dude.

1347.59 POPOV36:

Aaaahhhh.

1348.12 SKY CHIEF:

MANILA this is SKY CHIEF over.

1348.18 MANILA34:

This is MANILA 34, send SKY CHIEF.

1348.22 COSTA58:

SKY CHIEF, SKY CHIEF. COSTA 58.

1348.25 MANILA HOTEL:

SKY CHIEF, this is MANILA HOTEL.

1348.30 COSTA58:

SKY CHIEF, SKY CHIEF. COSTA 58.

1348.41 SKY CHIEF:

Relaying for TWINACT, the A-10s are running against friendlies.

1348.47 COSTA58:

POPOV 35, this is COSTA58. Relaying message for TWINACT. Abort, abort.

1348.54 SKY CHIEF:

MANILA how copy A-10s are running against friendlies. Abort. Over.

1349.07 COSTA58:

From TWINACT, abort, abort.

1349. 11 POPOV35:

POPOV 35 aborting.

1349.14 COSTA58:

We will relay that back to TWINACT.

1349.18 POPOV36:

F***. God f***ing s***.

1350.21 POPOV36:

Dammit. F***ing damn it.

1351.17 P0POV36:

God dammit. F*** me dead (weeping).

1351.25 POPOV35:

You with me?

1351.27 POPOV36:

Yeah.

1351.30 POPOV35:

They did say there were no friendlies.

1351.33 POPOV36:

Yeah, I know that thing with the orange panels is going to screw us. They look like orange rockets on top.

1351.48 POPOV35:

Your tape still on?

1351.49 POPOV36:

Yeah.

1351.54 POPOV35:

Mine is end of tape.

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