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    Podrazumevano Chuck Norris in Warcraft III-LEGENDARNO

    Evo sta je neki nas lik navodno smislio Chaku Norisu(skinuto sa foruma sveta kom):

    Uzivajte,ja jesam...

    Chuck Norris in Warcraft

    1. Wisps will auto-detonate themselves if they see Chuck Norris, AND they will further increase his infinite amount of experience. Note that they won’t remove any of his infinite manna.
    2. Chuck Norris can slam an uprooted Ancient back to the ground, so it can never uproot, walk, or give birth to units again.
    3. The huntress’ glaive won’t hit Chuck Norris and a few nearby units, and vanish; instead, it will dodge Chuck Norris, fail to hit anything else, and, in fear, it will even forget to vanish.
    4. Chuck Norris can remove huntress’ sentinel from a tree with a roundhouse kick, or remove it along with a tree, also using his trademark roundhouse kick.
    5. When Chuck Norris roars, Druids of the Claw turn to teddy bears.
    6. Mountain Giant never managed to Taunt Chuck Norris; he would usually get attacked, roundhouse kick&killed long before even being able to make a taunting gesture and sound. Note that Hardened Skin wont reduce Chuck Norris’ infinite damge by 12.
    7. Faerie Fire won’t work on Chuck Norris; in fact, HE will see YOUR Druid of Talon, find him and roundhouse kick&kill him. Note that Faerie Fire won’t lower Chuck Norris’ infinite armor.
    8. It used to take a lot of taunting clicks to make a Hippogryph byte off archers’ bow-arm; now it only takes a little time to see that Chuck Norris is approaching.
    9. Chuck Norris can ride Hippogryph straight away, but he doesn’t, because he already runs and flies faster alone.
    10. If Chuck Norris even just THINKS about using one of his infinitely numerous and powerful spells, it is YOUR Faerie Dragon that will get seriously injured. Actually, dead.
    11. Only Chuck Norris can kill Priestess of the Moons’ scouting owl.
    12. Entangling Roots also don’t work on Chuck Norris – he can simply roundhouse kick roots away.
    13. When attacking an Orc base, Chuck Norris first drags peons out of their burrows, roundhouse kicks&kills them, THEN destroys the burrows. He will leave one peon alive, though, so that he can tell everybody about what he saw.
    14. Chuck Norris actually deals four times more damage to berserking Headhunters, which is four times the infinite in overall.
    15. Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with Stasis Traps.
    16. Chuck Norris can make Kodo Beast throw up a unit it just devoured, before actually killing it. He will then probably kill both beast and unit, with a roundhouse kick, because he doesn’t really need them to win, and especially not to spend his infinite upkeep money.
    17. Bat-Riders will probably explode and kill each other before even engaging in combat with Chuck Norris, because peon told them that being roundhouse kicked hurts like Chuck!
    18. Every strike that Chuck Norris deals is a critical strike; furthermore, there’s a 15% chance that Chuck Norris will deal a special critical-critical strike, dealing infinite amount of damage multiplied by infinity+1. This is also known as Chuck Strike.
    19. Chuck Norris plays cricket with Serpent Wards.
    20. Chuck Norris can swallow Tauren Chieftains’ Shockwave, and fart it back at TC, killing him on a spot. Note that TC can’t reincarnate after being killed by Chuck Norris.

    21. Chuck Norris can remove blight from ground, using nothing else but his spit; if, however, there’s an Undead building nearby, the spit will first destroy the building, and then remove blight.
    22. If they see Chuck Norris approaching their base, Acolytes will grab some axes, and start chopping wood, or walking between a Gold Mine and Necropolis, hoping that Chuck Norris will replace them for peons, and let at least one survive.
    23. Ghouls usually choke themselves on corpses they are eating, if they see Chuck Norris.
    24. Crypt Fiends’ ranged ‘bug’ attack will make a wide circle around Chuck Norris, and flee away in panic, leaving a Crypt Fiend (even more) helpless against Chuck Norris.
    25. If Gargoyles hear that they are about to encounter Chuck Norris, they’ll get stoned, and never snap out of it, even though if that bug is fixed long time ago.
    26. Spirit and Nerubian towers turn back to Ziggurats when Chuck Norris approaches them.
    27. Chuck Norris can raise not two, but infinite number of skeletons, and he doesn’t even need corpses for that.
    28. Chuck Norris needs only one look to posses a Banshee, and two looks to Charm a Dark Ranger; he’ll probably roundhouse kick&kill them later, ‘cause he doesn’t really need them...
    29. Chuck Norris uses Curse to mark himself available for a good touchdown pass.
    30. If Abominations find out that they’ll fight Chuck Norris soon, they’ll first try to evade it by telling that they’ve caught some sort of disease, then they’ll try to sweetalk their way out, saying they come in peace(s), but nothing can really save them. A+ for trying, though.
    31. If a Death Coil is cast at Chuck Norris, it will go around him, and then get back to a Death Knight who casted it, and kill him.
    32. Chuck Norris always sees Death Shade; Death Shade, however, finds it pretty hard to see Chuck Norris.

    33. Only Chuck Norris can kill defending Footman with one ranged shot; there’s even a chance that his shot will bounce back at dead Footman, and kill him even more.
    34. When fighting a Knight, Chuck Norris first knocks him down from his horse with a roundhouse kick, effectively making him a Footman, then kills him with a single shot from a far, then the shot bounces back at a dead Knight, and kills him even more.
    35. A Sorceress uses following tactics to survive Chuck Norris: first she turns herself into a sheep, then makes herself invisible, and tries to pretend that she’s an invisible sheep (by acting cool!). Never actually worked, either.
    36. Chuck Norris’ spit can also douse Inner fire. And a Volcano.
    37. Chuck Norris can catch a Storm bolt hammer with his teeth.

    38. Chuck Norris once turned Goblin Alchemist into gold coins and bought him that little branch that gives +1 to all stats.
    39. Chuck Norris can make Pit Lord kill himself and spawn a Doom Guard, which will then dispel, cripple, warstomp and rainoffire himseld to death.
    40. The most powerful spell in the game is owned by Chuck Norris, and it’s called Chuckfall – in consists of a large (infinite) number of roundhouse kicks, which fall down from the sky, or emerge from the ground, and from all four corners of the map, destroying or killing all the units, heroes, neutrals, critters, trees, gold mines and buildings (even neutral ones!) in an area of a variable size. The area of this spell depends on a size of the map-for very big ones is very big, for small ones is small, and so on… Chuck never really uses this spell, because it would probably make an imbalance in the game
    Addition to Human:

    - You’ll become blind if you cast Holy Light at Chuck Norris. Blind AND dead.
    - Chuck Norris can dispel Divine Shield.
    - Chuck Norris can Resurrect all of your fallen units, only so that he can kill them once again (or twice, if they’re footmen or knights).

    Addition to Misc:

    - Chuck Norris can shoot your Health, Mana, Invulnerability, or other potions from a far, before your hero even thinks of drinking them.
    - Chuck Norris can read scrolls in your hero’s inventory, or tear them apart if he wants.
    - It won’t do you any good to Townportal away from Chuck Norris; He’ll simply kill all of your units before they actually teleport, AND wait for your hero by your Town Hall, Necropolis etc…

    evo jos nekih fora:
    The real thruth about Chuck Norris:

    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
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    Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris

    There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

    Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
    keep u driving boy-o!!!



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    Podrazumevano Re: Chuck Norris in Warcraft III-LEGENDARNO

    U **** te, pa kad vifim koliko je ovo plasim se da pocnem da ga citam!

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    Hahahaha!
    E koje odvale.....jos na Warcraft

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    Podrazumevano Re: Chuck Norris in Warcraft III-LEGENDARNO

    Sta je ljudima sa tim Cak Norisom?
    Covek je tenkre bre.
    I skoro je neko postavio nesto slicno na forumu...

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    When chuck noris does pushups he dosent push himself up he pushes the earth down.

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    ko je igro warcraft i ko razume engleski umirace na ove odvale....

    :-)
    keep u driving boy-o!!!

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    Podrazumevano Re: Chuck Norris in Warcraft III-LEGENDARNO

    u GW na americkom serveru (barem je tako bilo)
    ljudi su se okupljali i pricali o Chuck Norris-u
    mada je ovo ekstra

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    lol.......hahahahhahah..................a ko je uopste Chack Norris?
    Pare, suze, smeh, alkohol i droga

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    onaj lik kome je Brus lee iščupao dlake sa grudi
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    ovaj.........lol....ahahahah
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    ma lepo sam ja biJo postaviJo temu o njemu i njegovim mogucnostima
    a vi niste verovali

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    Chuck Norris once made a movie using only the line, "I'm Chuck Fucki*n Norris" repeated hundreds of times. This movie never made it to the public because Vin Diesel was extremely jealous that Chuck Norris was the first one to come up with the idea of a movie involving street racing in the import scene. Vin destroyed all the movie footage, copyrighted the phrase "I'm Chuck Fuci*n Norris" and made The Fast and the Furious. In return Chuck Norris cast a spell on Vin Diesel that would make all his movies suck.:rofl: :to_care:

    Chuck Norris's dic*k is the reason why Dakota Fanning's teeth are so messed up.
    :rofl:

    Chuck Norris rejected an invitation to Vin Diesel's house to play Xbox 720 and Playstation 4 as he was busy playing his Xbox 1080 and Playstation 5. :aplauz: :tapsh:

    Chuck Norris will only have sex with women who agree to do it on his bed of nails. Needless to say, it is the best sex they will ever have.

    The "S" on Superman's suit was woven out of chest hair taken from Chuck Norris as he lay unconscious from an intense Total Gym workout session. This is the true source of Superman's powers. (dhak noris je imao reklamu gde reklamira vezbanje u teretani)

    One time Chuck Norris got bored so he flew to England and orally sodomized the entire royal family.


    Chuck Norris' Testicles are named "Conan" and "Thor". When asked why he named them like this, Chuck said, "By the Power of Grayskull, I Have the Power!"

    In 1988 Chuck Norris walked into Hanna-Barbera studios armed with an AK-47 and held the writting team of Scooby-Doo hostage until they agreed never to use the character Scrappy-Doo in any of their cartoons ever again. Norris was awarded with the Congressional Medal of Honor for this act.

    Starting in May of 2006, there will be four sizes of popcorn at AMC movie theaters: "Small", "Medium", "Large", and "Chuck Norris' Balls".
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    keep u driving boy-o!!!

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    i meni najjaca fora:

    Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.


    keep u driving boy-o!!!

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    omg,hahahaha extra je

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    Citat Original postavio Ekiman
    i meni najjaca fora:

    Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.


    hahahahaha ..... to je najludja

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    evo jos jedne super slicice....
    keep u driving boy-o!!!

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    Ala se neko poigrao sa Photoshopom....ili je bio lud da stvarno tako nesto ubaci u igru

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    najaci fazon je ovo sa brenchom itemom iz DOTE koje mu kao jos daje +1 skill na sve
    keep u driving boy-o!!!

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    Citat Original postavio Ekiman
    evo jos jedne super slicice....
    Haha, ako ovo ima u igri..svaka mu chast onome ko je uradio hahahahaha

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    pa i nije tolko teshko uraditi.Ja bih uradio samo da imam oreginal [na piratu neradi world editor]

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    Podrazumevano Re: Chuck Norris in Warcraft III-LEGENDARNO

    To samo ti mislis. Imam gusarsku verziju Frozen Throne i to verziju 1.20e, plus radi iworld editor
    How to keep a fool busy,see under
    How to keep a fool busy,see above

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    world editor radi u piratskoj verziji,ofc )

    btw ovo je stvarno ludilo ... ova slicica ..

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