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    Talking Bajka

    An evil dragon has kidnapped a beautiful princess and locked her into the dungeon of his castle. Now it is described how metalheads of the different metal subgenres would rescue the princess as "hero" of the story.

    POWER METAL:
    The hero rides to the castle on a white unicorn, defeats the dragon in an epic battle in a storm on the edge of a huge cliff.
    Then he rescues the princess and both make love in a magic forest.

    THRASH METAL:
    The hero walks by, kills the dragon, rescues the princess and fucks her.

    HEAVY METAL:
    The hero comes riding on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks some beer and fucks the princess.

    FOLK METAL:
    The hero arrives with some mates who play flute, violin, accordion and some other instruments. They're having a party with lots of beer and mead and make the dragon sleep with their music and with dancing. Then hey leave again ... without the princess.

    VIKING METAL:
    The hero arrives in a dragonship, kills the dragon with his mighty greataxe, moults him, rapes the princess to death, steals her possesion and burns the castle before he leaves.

    DEATH METAL:
    The hero arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kills her and leaves.

    BLACK METAL:
    The hero arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and spears him in front of the castle. Then he rapes the princess, drinks her blood in an unholy ritualm, then kills her and spears her next to the dragon.

    GORE METAL:
    The hero arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his bowels all around the castle. Then he fucks the princess, kills her and fucks her corpse again, slices her stomach and eats her bowels and fucks her again.

    DOOM METAL:
    The hero arrives. He sees how big the dragon is and thinks he will never be able to kill him. He falls into a deep depression and commits suicide. The dragon eats him and the princess.

    PROGRESSIV METAL:
    The hero arrives with a guitar and play a 26 minutes solo!
    The dragon commits suicide cuz he is so bored.
    The hero enters the chamber of the beautiful princess and plays another solo in which all his technical ability, which he has perfected during the last years at his music school. The princess runs away and looks for the heavy metal hero.

    GLAM METAL:
    The hero arrives and the dragon laughs himself to death. The hero steals the princess' make-up and decides to paint the castle pink.

    NU METAL:
    The hero arrives in a shabby Porsche, trys to fight the dragon but his gay baggy-pants catch fire and he dies.

    GRINDCORE:
    The hero arrives, grunting and growling something unidentifiable and leaves after one minute.

    NSBM:
    The aryan hero arrives yelling 14/88 and looks for the princess. He sends the jewish dragon to a concentration camp. The dragon contacts Israel and the hero is convicted under crimes of racism.

    TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL:
    The hero doesn't show cuz he doesn't want to fight the dragon.

    CHRISTIAN/WHITE METAL:
    The hero prays to god that he will take away this satanic creature. then he tells the princess that they can't have sex before they're married.

    FUN/HAPPY METAL:
    The hero shouts "I am the protector of all nonsense! But ONLY of nonsense!" The dragon kills the hero and the princess laughs her ass off.

    Zakljucak: POWER METAL RULES 8-)



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    Sremachko selo malo ^^ xD
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    ma nsbm aahahahah

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    Poznat VisionOfDisorder (avatar)
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    Citat Original postavio Alexxandar
    GRINDCORE:
    The hero arrives, grunting and growling something unidentifiable and leaves after one minute.
    my style
    I got it 'cause I always took the long way home...

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    Trash i power su mi ok
    the problem with me is that i don't give a f.u.c.k but i still kinda do

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    Elita Kad_LupimLupim (avatar)
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    Meni je Progressive haos
    Realno...

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    Citat Original postavio Alexxandar
    An evil dragon has kidnapped a beautiful princess and locked her into the dungeon of his castle. Now it is described how metalheads of the different metal subgenres would rescue the princess as "hero" of the story.

    POWER METAL:
    The hero rides to the castle on a white unicorn, defeats the dragon in an epic battle in a storm on the edge of a huge cliff.
    Then he rescues the princess and both make love in a magic forest.

    THRASH METAL:
    The hero walks by, kills the dragon, rescues the princess and fucks her.

    HEAVY METAL:
    The hero comes riding on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks some beer and fucks the princess.

    FOLK METAL:
    The hero arrives with some mates who play flute, violin, accordion and some other instruments. They're having a party with lots of beer and mead and make the dragon sleep with their music and with dancing. Then hey leave again ... without the princess.

    VIKING METAL:
    The hero arrives in a dragonship, kills the dragon with his mighty greataxe, moults him, rapes the princess to death, steals her possesion and burns the castle before he leaves.

    DEATH METAL:
    The hero arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess, kills her and leaves.

    BLACK METAL:
    The hero arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and spears him in front of the castle. Then he rapes the princess, drinks her blood in an unholy ritualm, then kills her and spears her next to the dragon.

    GORE METAL:
    The hero arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his bowels all around the castle. Then he fucks the princess, kills her and fucks her corpse again, slices her stomach and eats her bowels and fucks her again.

    DOOM METAL:
    The hero arrives. He sees how big the dragon is and thinks he will never be able to kill him. He falls into a deep depression and commits suicide. The dragon eats him and the princess.

    PROGRESSIV METAL:
    The hero arrives with a guitar and play a 26 minutes solo!
    The dragon commits suicide cuz he is so bored.
    The hero enters the chamber of the beautiful princess and plays another solo in which all his technical ability, which he has perfected during the last years at his music school. The princess runs away and looks for the heavy metal hero.

    GLAM METAL:
    The hero arrives and the dragon laughs himself to death. The hero steals the princess' make-up and decides to paint the castle pink.

    NU METAL:
    The hero arrives in a shabby Porsche, trys to fight the dragon but his gay baggy-pants catch fire and he dies.

    GRINDCORE:
    The hero arrives, grunting and growling something unidentifiable and leaves after one minute.

    NSBM:
    The aryan hero arrives yelling 14/88 and looks for the princess. He sends the jewish dragon to a concentration camp. The dragon contacts Israel and the hero is convicted under crimes of racism.

    TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL:
    The hero doesn't show cuz he doesn't want to fight the dragon.

    CHRISTIAN/WHITE METAL:
    The hero prays to god that he will take away this satanic creature. then he tells the princess that they can't have sex before they're married.

    FUN/HAPPY METAL:
    The hero shouts "I am the protector of all nonsense! But ONLY of nonsense!" The dragon kills the hero and the princess laughs her ass off.

    Zakljucak: POWER METAL RULES 8-)
    Bilo je ovo vec. Ja sam napiso kao i uvek i dodatak za pankere. Ma najjaci je TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL i NSBM e da i Grind core. Ma da ja bi najradije bio Trash metaler.

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    glam metal je ipak najbolji........
    We'd rather leave no trace and not look back
    Than face the anxiety here and now.

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    ocean daj to za punks ....

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    Evo jos jednog nacina:
    PUNK

    The protagonist arrives in fully dressed punk clothes. They kick a hell out of dragon then pie on him.
    They get to the princess. She fall in love. He **** her. She get pregnent. Then he escape in the dark
    forrest.
    Or:
    The protagonist arrives in fully dressed punk clothes. They realaze that dragons don't exist so he disapire. They come 2 the princess and they realaze that she plays an electric guitar. And that she do it pretty good. So they forme a band and the bassist became her boyfrend.

    Or: The protagonist arrives in fully dressed punk clothes. Dragon is scared as shit so he esape. They fing his beer stash so they drink all of it. And they get to drunk to ****. So the princes push her fingers into it and she had a best sex in her life by her self.

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    .......

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    opala...
    kako su super price...

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    NSBM:
    The aryan hero arrives yelling 14/88 and looks for the princess. He sends the jewish dragon to a concentration camp. The dragon contacts Israel and the hero is convicted under crimes of racism.
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL ovo mi je najbolje

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    Citat Original postavio Alexxandar
    DOOM METAL:
    The hero arrives. He sees how big the dragon is and thinks he will never be able to kill him. He falls into a deep depression and commits suicide. The dragon eats him and the princess.
    I love happy endings.
    zabluda je da si ti ovde, a ja tamo negde

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    Junak stize i vidi zmaja kako lupa u bubnjeve a princezu kako svira gitaru i kaze - vama treba kontrabas! i tako opice jedan rokabili, zmaj, princeza i junak
    Sailors fighting in the dance hall
    Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
    It's the freakiest show
    Take a look at the Lawman
    Beating up the wrong guy
    Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
    He's in the best selling show
    Is there life on Mars?

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    Citat Original postavio Zivot na Marsu?
    Junak stize i vidi zmaja kako lupa u bubnjeve a princezu kako svira gitaru i kaze - vama treba kontrabas! i tako opice jedan rokabili, zmaj, princeza i junak
    Definitivno najbolja prica do sada. Sad imamo sve. Metal pank i ROckABILLY

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