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    morao sam ovo u posebnu temu )
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       intellisense 
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           code >>> compile >>>>> run >>>> success ;)
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            ^^             google
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             \<<<<<<<  copy N paste
    http://www.secretgeek.net/howtobeaprogrammer.asp

    ovo mu dodje k'o ona zaboravljena tema o kompjuteraskim vicevima....
    Well, of course it's a rat! You have rats in Spain, don't you - or did Franco have them all shot?



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    HAHHA
    )

    evo jos jednog
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    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
    better onthe computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly
    God wastired of hearing all the bickering.Finally fed up, God
    said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going toset up a test that
    will run for two hours, and from those results, Iwill judge who does the
    better job."So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed
    away.They moused .They faxed.They e-mailed.
    They e-mailed with attachments.They downloaded.They did
    spreadsheets! .They wrote reports.They created labels and
    cards.They created charts and graphs.They did some genealogy
    reports.They did every job known to man.Jesus worked with
    heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.Then, ten minutes
    before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashedacross the sky,
    thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the powerwent off. Satan
    stared at his blank screen and screamed every cursewords known in the
    underworld. Jesus just sighed.Finally the electricity came back on,
    and each of them restarted theircomputers. Satan started searching
    frantically, screaming:"It's gone! It's all GONE!"I lost
    everything when the power went out!"Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started
    printing out all of his files from thepast two hours of work.
    Satan observed this and became irate."Wait!" he screamed.
    "That's not fair! He cheated!How come he has all his work and I
    don't have any?"God just shrugged and said, JESUS SAVES
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    Well, of course it's a rat! You have rats in Spain, don't you - or did Franco have them all shot?

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    [font=Verdana]:-D
    Satan should use UPS! [/font]

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    xaxa,rofl
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    1 poruka = potpuno tacna, nazalost, vise niko ne uzima stvar u svoje ruke....
    2. xaxaxa LMAO...

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