Only fools and horses

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Opening Lyrics:

Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the seasons,
And the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la.

Closing Lyrics:

We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, whassa-names, and at a push,
Some Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.,
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor,
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street,
Long live Hooky Street,
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street,
Magnifique, Hooky Street,
Hooky Street (to fade)

Notes:

- A "pony" is a slang term used in London meaning £25 (Twenty Five Pounds Sterling)

- "V.A.T." is a type of tax paid on goods in the United Kingdom.

"Shepherds Bush" is a place in London

"Berserk" is a slang term meaning, crazy.

"Trevor Francis" is an England soccer/football player/coach from the 1980's.

"Hooky" implies that the item in question is stolen, again a slang term.
 

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