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    Podrazumevano piloti vs mehanicari :)

    It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix
    one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

    After every flight Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
    The mechanics fix the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then
    pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

    Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
    Here are some of the actual complaints submitted by Qantas pilots (marked P)
    and the solutions recorded (marked S) by maintenance engineers.

    By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.

    P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

    P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
    S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Dead bugs on windshield.
    S: Live bugs on back-order.

    P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
    S: Cannot reproduce problem on the ground.

    P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
    S: Evidence removed.

    P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
    S: DME volume set to more believable level.

    P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
    S: That's what they're for.

    P: IFF inoperative.
    S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

    P: Suspected crack in windshield.
    S: Suspect you're right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.
    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one)
    S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

    P: Target radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.
    S: Cat installed.

    And the best one for last.

    P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. sounds like a midget pounding on something with hammer.
    S: Took hammer away from midget.

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    Podrazumevano Re: piloti vs mehanicari :)

    Auu druze zamalo da me izbace iz biblioteke zbog tebe. : )))
    Pokidao sam se od smeha!!

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    Podrazumevano Re: piloti vs mehanicari :)

    Iliti što bi rekao jedan mehaničar koji je radio kod nas u avijaciji:

    - "Amerikanci su i majmuna naučili da leti, ali ga još nisu naučili da ga popravi!"

    Niti će.

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    Podrazumevano Re: piloti vs mehanicari :)

    Evo jedna iz nasih krajeva...

    Pilot G-2 je posle je posle leta u tehnicku knjizicu upisao neispravnost... RADIO-VEZA KRCHI... Mehanicar posto je otklonio problem, dopisao je... KRCHAVAC IZVADJEN... RADIO-VEZA ISPRAVNA

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    Podrazumevano Re: piloti vs mehanicari :)

    Jos jedan primer lose saradnje izmedju sluzbi...
    Koji ne zaobilazi ni avijaciju.
    Mehanicari misle da su piloti uobrazeni i dobijaju svu slavu i zasluge,piloti misle da mehanicari lencare i spavaju po ceo dan i da otaljavaju svoj posao,za veliku platu.
    Mali shumovi i vibracije na duzim relacijama znaju i te kako da smetaju,stvaraju nervozu,zamaraju i remete koncentraciju pilota.

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    Podrazumevano Re: piloti vs mehanicari :)

    Davno, kada sam bio na aerodromu jednom prilikom su mi mehanicari ispricali kako su sklapali helikopter na kraju skolovanja, nesto kao diplomski. Kada je sve bilo gotovo, ostalo im je sajbni pola kofe koju su sakrili. Da li su se salili ili ne, ne znam.

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