SLOGAN....

nashe pice....vratjaju osmeh na lice
ko proba nashe pice...zaboravitje na grip od ptice
niste lagali?...niste krali?...niste zlzlzlostavljali?...vi i samo vi mozhete naruchiti nashu picu
ustani...kreni....strazhari su otrovani...pice su spremne
na tvoje usne boje meda....spustitju zalogaj ove pice
im fu.cking lovin' it.....pizze bla bla bla
im thinking...therefore i eat pizza
probajte nashu novu picu....puzzle pizza....(pa ukrstish parchitje slannice...sa recimo qlenom...napravish da bude vizuelni ugodjaj)

mogo bi vako do ujutru....

ima jedan mnogo dobar citat..."a man whose mind was streched with a new idea....cannot be returned to its actual size"....tako neshto....bilo pre neki dan na guglu...pa mi se svidelo....
 
hanibal77:
sve sve al nisu mi jasne usne boje meda:lol:


bingo....ma marketing je sr.anje....ljudi su podlozhni glupostima....

probajte nashe satirikom pice....najbolje iz italije....pice sa piletinom i govedinom...
i papa je italijan....jedite pice
nemilosrdno....jedite nashe pice

i dont care too much for money...money cant buy me love.......but it can the next best thing....pice iz picerije "kod buba"
specijalitet qtje....poseta indiji - ****....sa dodatkom kanabisa
probajte nashe ringo star pice.....(pa nabudzhish neq zvezdu od neke martadele il nechega)
john lennon pice....(znak peace od nekih feferona recimo)
paul mc cartney pice....(znak dolara napravljen od reciiiimoooo nekog sladunjavog kachkavalja)
george harrison pice.....(neshto u obliq broja 4...mislim on je chetvrti...mozhe mozhda neshto u obliq brkova...jer mi je on onako brkat...zamisli sudbinu lika...sviro u bitlsima...i masa ljudi ne zna za lika...ok pol i dzon...i ringo ima nekako neobichno ime i prezime pa ga se sete ljudi...al harisona bash ne pamte...eh jadan harison...)

ma pice su chudo....al ne bi znali ljudi da cene to sharanje po picama...jedino da zaqpish neki lokal negde u centru bga...i da shinesh neke sulude cene....i da sve onako bude u nekom fazonu bitlsa il 70tih...i da sve bude u nekom retrko psihodelichnom fazonu....to bi radilo ko luna park...umlatio bi kesh na shabanima dubokog dzepa
 
They're gonna put me in the movies
They're gonna make a big star out of me
We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
And all I have to do is act naturally

Well, I bet you I'm gonna be a big star
Might win an Oscar you can never tell
The movie's gonna make me a big star,
'Cause I can play the part so well

Well, I hope you come and see me in the movie
Then I'll know that you will plainly see
The biggest fool that ever hit the big time
And all I have to do is act naturally

We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely
Begging down upon his bended knee
I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsing
All I have to do is act naturally


jeah (: koja pesma....hahahah
 
a evo i texta sa www.ihateclowns.com .....zanimljiv sajt za dokono nedeljno popodne....



1. A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena."��
2. They are different than the rest of us.�
3. They rhyme with frowns.�
4. They have big feet.�
5. See: The Seinfeld episode where George meets "Eddie" the clown.�
6. They have a phobia named after them. (coulrophobia, more commonly known as clownophobia)�
7. Jack Handy "Deep Thought": To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.�
8. Read the Stephen King book, "It".�
9. You know what they say, "Once a clown, always a clown."�
10. I sang a sad song about them (needs REAL player).�
11. See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown.�
12. A clown stole my dad's job.�
13. I bet Paul Newman never played a clown character. (You gotta like Paul Newman)�
14. A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!)�
15. See: The Bill Murray movie, "Quick Change."�
16. They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal).�
17. A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!" (See, it's an oxymoronic phrase...not that I'm scared of clowns, mind you.)�
18. See: Any episode of the Simpson's featuring Krusty the Clown. (One word: seedy)�
19. Clowns stink.�
20. See: Any episode of In Living Color featuring Homey D. Clown. (One word: militant)�
21. Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them.�
22. I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street.�
23. Another Jack Handy "Deep Thought": You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

�Just for stopping by you get these FREE Bonus Reasons!�

�Star Trek�

��
1.
Captain Kirk had to hate clowns.�
2.
Clowns made the tribbles.�
3.
Clowns shaved Captain Picard's head.�
4.
The BORG is really a futuristic group of extra evil clowns. (I believe it's the Bozo ORGanization.)

�Star Wars�

��
5.
Darth Vader's mangled face is really another mask. Under that he is really a clown (that's the real secret.)�
6.
Boba Fett's first bounty was to capture a clown pirate.

�X-Files�

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7.
The "Cigaratte Smoking Man" works part time as a clown. (That's right--a clown killed JFK and MLK!)�
8.
Sculley was really abducted by a group of rogue clowns, trained as helicopter pilots.

�Pulp Fiction�

��
9.
A clown was the one who scratched Vincent Vega's car after he got it out of storage.�
10.
The briefcase: Yes, it was Marsellus Wallace's clown suit inside. (He had to keep that out of the wrong hands. Would you want everyone to know you were a clown?)

�Usual Suspects�

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11.
Keyser Soze = the devil = a clown.
 

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