Srpsko-engleska~~joke-šala

klasika...brodolom...prezhiveli englez amer i srbin....i krenu da se dogovaraju...

kazhe amer...ok lets get organized...ill be in charge of organization and ill look around the island and stuff....englishman will be responsible for sports and social life....and serb ull be in charge of our SUPPLIES...

proshlo 3 dana...kreno amer u obilazak...dosho kod engleza....well ive cut down this forest....i made a football field and i made this small house and a set of chairs and a tea table...ok says yankie...lets find serb and see what he's done....i trazhe oni srbina....trazhe....trazhe....vetj digli ruke....seli pod neko drvo da predahnu i pitaju se shta je s chovekom....kad skache srbin s drveta....

SURPRISEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Evo vic na dva jezika al ce engleska verzija da bude gramaticki netachna. 100%

How, does Irishman hit on a girls?

-Do you have something Irish in ya?
-No.
Do you want some?

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Kako irac muva ribe?

-Jer imash neceg Irskog u sebi?
-Ne.
-A jel bi htela?

P.S. Evo josh jedan josh tupaviji:
Stoji Bosanac na doku, kad vidi priblizava se brod. Prodere se on:
BACI UZE! Kad tishina.
BACI UZE! Opet nista.
Speak english? Onaj mornar cuti.
Spreachenzy Doich? JA, JA...

PA BACI UZE PI*DA TI MATE*INA!!!!
 
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