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Midnight Rambler

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Banovan
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ovo sam nasao na nekom sajtu i napravio izbor od nekoliko meni najsmesnijih stihova koji se mogu pogresno razumeti, za sada samo od doorsa, posle cu i od nekih drugih izvodjaca :arrow:

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I'm a fat bald man.
Correct Lyrics:
I'm a back door man.

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Break off dude, to the other side.
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Break on through, to the other side.

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Well I took a little down about an hour ago.
Correct Lyrics:
Well I took into town about an hour ago.

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F***ed their women, loved their ways.
Correct Lyrics:
But the women loved their ways.

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Well, I did a little dynamite about an hour ago.
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Well, I just got in to town about an hour ago.

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Alien woman
Correct Lyrics:
L.A. Woman

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Well it's been about an hour since an hour ago.
Correct Lyrics:
Well I just got into town about an hour ago.

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Don't you love her madly,
Wanna meet her daddy?
or
Don't you love her madly,
Wanna eat her barely?
Correct Lyrics:
Don't you love her madly,
Wanna be her daddy

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I should've laid her.
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Ashen-lady.

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Woke up this morning,
I got myself a beard
Correct Lyrics:
Woke up this morning,
I got myself a beer

You're going to die
And you're going to be needing
All of your lives.
Correct Lyrics:
You're going to die
And you're going to be needing
All of your lies.

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Johnny boy is calmin' down
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The blue bus is callin' us

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Weird scenes inside the phone line.
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Weird scenes inside the gold mine.
 
queen :arrow:

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Another one bites my nuts.
Correct Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust.

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Buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes, buy cigarettes
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Bicycle Race, Bicycle Race, Bicycle Race

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I don't believe in pizza pie, Jesus Christ, or Superman
All I wanna do is bicycle!
Correct Lyrics:
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman
All I wanna do is bicycle!

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Tricycle, tricycle, tricycle
Correct Lyrics:
Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle

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Wish me luck.
Correct Lyrics:
Bismillah

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Bohemian Rap cd
Correct Lyrics:
Bohemian Rhapsody

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He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from his pork sausages.
Correct Lyrics:
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from his monstrosity.

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He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life for his afternoon tea.
Correct Lyrics:
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from his monstrosity.

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I see a little cigaretto of a man
Scary moose, scary moose
With a really fun dildo
Chunda and lightning
Very very frightening me
Balileo, Balileo!
Correct Lyrics:
I see a little sillouhetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very very frightening me
Galileo, Galileo!

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Nothing really matters, Timmy.
Correct Lyrics:
Nothing really matters to me.

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So you think you can stop me from spilling my eyes
Correct Lyrics:
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye

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She leaves me in a cuckoo's nest
Correct Lyrics:
She leaves me in a cool cool sweat

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Hey big woman
you made a fag boy outta me
Correct Lyrics:
Heap big woman
you made a bad boy out out of me

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Richard Gere is famous
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Rich or poor or famous

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God knows, God knows my mother-in-law.
Correct Lyrics:
God knows, God knows I've fallen in love.

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On heart, one soul, just one sore loser
Correct Lyrics:
One heart, one soul, just one solution

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Fred's erection is a gonna come.
Correct Lyrics:
Resurrection is a gonna come.

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Everybody wants a puppy dog.
Correct Lyrics:
Everybody wants to put me down.

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I've paid my juice.
Correct Lyrics:
I've paid my dues.

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You baked me steaks, I ate a few.
Correct Lyrics:
And bad mistakes, I made a few.

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Kickin' your cat all over the place
Correct Lyrics:
Kickin' your can all over the place

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There's no time for Ross
There's no place for Ross
What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away
Poor Ross [...]
There's no chance for Ross
It's all decided for Ross
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for Ross
Who wants to live forever?
Correct Lyrics:
There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams yet slips away from us [...]
There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us
Who wants to live forever?


Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I'm learning
I must be woman now.
Correct Lyrics:
I guess I'm learning
I must be warmer now.
 
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