SEXUALNO OBRAZOVANJE



malo humora :)

Muskarci se dele na neodgovarajuce, zauzete i nedostizne.

Muskarci su kao WC. Ili su zauzeti, ili su posrani.

Muskarac je najpametniji za vreme seksa, jer je direktno spojen na izvor inteligencije!

Zasto su muskarci uvek zabrinuti za velicinu svog penisa?
- Zato sto bi trebalo da budu.

Zasto muskarci nikad ne pokazuju svoja prava osecanja?
- Zato sto ih nemaju.

Zasto muskarci vole nevine?
- Zato sto ne vole kritiku.

Kako znas kad ti je muz mrtav?
- Sex je na istom nivou, ali mozes slobodno uzeti daljinski.

Zasto muskarci nemaju krizu srednjih godina?
- Zaglave u adolescenciji.

:P
 
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Translation: F.uck you.

f.uck

1. v. to have sex
2. n. the act of having sex
3. adj. with suffix -ed. general derogatory meaning
4. a general insult
5. n. attention or care of (usually lack thereof)
6. v. to disregard, ignore (used with -it, -that)
7. v. to mess up, destroy, mangle, etc. (used with suffix -up)
8. exclaimation of emotion
9. derogatory dismissal
10. expression of confusion
11. very, extremely
12. n. a person you don't like
13. bother, agitate
14. v. to be in distress
1. i like to f.uck.
2. that was a good f.uck.
3. he is f.ucked.
4. f.uck you.
5. i don't give a f.uck.
6. f.uck that.
7. he f.ucked up the car really badly.
8. oh, f.uck!
9. f.uck off.
10. what the f.uck?
11. that was f.ucking amazing.
12. he's a f.ucker.
13. are you trying to f.uck with me?
14. I'm f.ucked.


:P :D
 
Contrary to popular belief, the word F.uck is actually onomatopoeia... You see, when rough sex was first invented, the sound of the man's d.ick furiously pounding his girl's pussy made a 'fck-fkc-fck' noise, and the word f.uck was derived from this.
'Whats that 'f.ucking' noise?' :P
 
Devilishgirl:
Contrary to popular belief, the word F.uck is actually onomatopoeia... You see, when rough sex was first invented, the sound of the man's d.ick furiously pounding his girl's pussy made a 'fck-fkc-fck' noise, and the word f.uck was derived from this.
'Whats that 'f.ucking' noise?' :P

Ludilo :lol:

Nesto se nikad nisam lozio na poznate ribe.
Najlepse su one koje upoznam.Uvek
 
Devilishgirl:


malo humora :)

Muskarci se dele na neodgovarajuce, zauzete i nedostizne.

Muskarci su kao WC. Ili su zauzeti, ili su posrani.


:P
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:shock: :) :shock: :)
 
Joaj kakvi postovi :shock:

Mislim na pocetak teme, ovo posle nisam ni čitao.Nego da li je to iz neke knjige ili si to sve ti sama napisala :?:

Nešto ne verujem da bi autor ovih tekstova posle tračario o Bred Pitu :?
 
When we met, it wasn’t quite clear to me
What you had in store was there for only me
Silly, you know you took me by surprise
Then I turned and looked, I saw that message in your eye

There you were, I fell on the floor
The way you move, girl, only made me want you more
I did not know you had me hypnotized
There’s a movement of your body dancin’ in my eyes

I know I had to hold you and make you mine
Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
In ecstasy when you’re layin’ down next to me
Oh, no, no, ecstasy, yeah, when you’re layin’ down next to me

I find it hard for me to concentrate
If I don’t make my move, girl, it might be too late
I’ve got to make sure you don’t get away
After all you done, girl, to make me wanna stay

All my life I’ve been searchin’ for a star
Now my search is over and here we are
Livin’ in ecstasy, yeah, when you lay down next to me, yeah
Here in ecstasy, when you’re layin’ down next to me

I wanna hold you and make you mine
Don’t want to control you just to have a good time
Livin’ in ecstasy, well, when you’re layin’ down next to me
Ooh...ooh...wee, ecstasy, when you’re layin’ here with me, uh-huh

In this ecstasy when you are here with me, yeah
Oh, it’s ecstasy, Lord knows when you’re next to me, yeah



ljubaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvv 8)




It feels so good
You lying here next to me
Oh, what a groove
You have no idea how it feels
My hands just won’t keep still
I love you, baby
Oh, I love you, I love you, I love you
I just wanna hold you
Run my fingers through your hair
Ooh
Outta sight
Uh-huh, right there, you like it like that
Closer
Come here, closer, close
Oh, baby
Oh, baby

Give it up, ain’t no use
I can help myself if I’d wanted to
I’m hung up, no doubt
I’m so in love with you, for me there’s no way out

‘Cause deeper and deeper
In love with you I’m falling
Sweeter and sweeter
Your tender words of love keeps calling

Eager and eager, yeah
To feel your lips upon my face
Please her and please her
Any time or any place

I’m gonna love you, love you, love you just a little more, baby
I’m gonna need you, need you, need you every day
I’m gonna want you, want you, want you in every way

???Make no mistake??? for I’ll hold back knowin’
This time it looks like lover is here to stay
As long as I shall live
I’ll give you all I have and all I have to give

‘Cause please her and please her
Any time or any place
Eager and eager
To feel your sweet lips on my face

Deeper and deeper
In love with you I’m falling, yeah
Sweeter and sweeter
Your tender words of love keeps calling

I’m gonna love you, love you, love you just a little more, baby
I’m gonna need you, need you, need you every day
I’m gonna want you, want you, want you in every way


 
ONA KAZE DA SAM NJEN PROLECNI DAN

KAO PCELA LETIM, KAO PCELA UBADAM

NJENE MALE USNE ZUTI SU MASLACAK

PROLECNI JE DNA DOVOLJNO DUGACAK



VOLEO BIH ANDJELE NESTO DA JE JASNO

OVOGO OVDE SAVRSENO ZABOLE ZA RACKO

ZA BRDA I DOLINE, ZA REKE I PLANINE

POGOTOVO GA ZABOLE DA L' JE STIGLO PROLECE



UDJES, IZADJES I GOTOVO

:P
 
VOLIM TE CVETE

KAZI KAKO DA TE ZOVEM

KAZI KOJU PESMU DA TI PEVAM

NE MOGU DA TI POKLONIM REKU

KAD NI IME TI NE ZNAM



VOLIM TE CVETE

BUDI KAO MAMA BICU KAO DETE

VOLIM TE CVETE

BUDI KAO MAMA,

BICU KAO DETE



U TVOM OSMEHU MIRIS SUZA

HILJADU SUSNIH GODINA I JOS KOJI TREN

ZNAM STA ZNACI BITI NICIJI

I ZNAM STA ZNACI BITI RASTROJEN



VOLIM TE CVETE

BUDI KAO MAMA BICU KAO DETE

VOLIM TE CVETE

BUDI KAO MAMA,

BICU KAO DETE


jaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo :P
 
VRLO DOBRO ZNAM DA NE TREBAM

STO SAM LEP I PAMETAN

VEC JA TREBAM DA U TEBE GLEDAM

(I SMESNE PRICE PRIPOVEDAM).



VOLIS DA TE LJUBIM GDE NE MOZES SAMA

UVEK KAD SAM DOBAR CUJEM MALI HVALA

NA DRVETU BRESKVE CETIRI SU PLODA

(UBRALA SI ONAJ NAJTRVDJEGA RODA). :P
 
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Uvek kad čujem odjek tvojih štikli
Odmah se pretvorim u tvoju pticu
Nećes da budem kao svi
Krotiš mene kao psa.

Pazi da te ne ujedem
Pazi da te ne ujedem
Pazi da te ne ujedem
Pazi da te ne ujedem

Ti moraš biti moja
Ti moraš biti moja
Ti moraš biti moja
Ti moraš biti moja

Sad! :P




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Ona kaže ljubav
Pokreće ovaj svet
Uvek digne glavu
Kada prolazim pored nje.

Uživa da je gledam
I svima da pričam o njoj
Zamišljam da kaže
Dođi mali na brod moj.

Da li zvonim na pogrešan broj...

Kada ulicom prođe
Svi se okrenu jer misle na nju
Zna, nasmeje se, produži dalje
Uvek će da sanjaju o njoj.

Da li zvonim na pogrešan broj
....

Pogrešan broj, pogrešan broj,
hajde reci ... hajde reci mi :)

 
ludooooooooo :P

Naša ljubav nikad neće prestati
Pre će svet u paklu nestati

Ludo i brzo, ludo i brzo
Ludo i brzo, ludo i brzo

Pre tebe ništa, sa tobom sve
Srce i ljubav, ona pokreće svet.

Ludo i brzo, ludo i brzo
Ludo i brzo, ludo i brzo

Što više tražiš, više će boleti
Za ljubav treba mnogo podneti.

Ludo i brzo, ludo i brzo
Ludo i brzo, ludo i brzo

:D :P



ili je on njoj prvo :P



ona njemu..ali to kasnije :P


nezaobilazno :lol:


da skratim pricu..na kraju je bilo ovo





a mozda i nije kraj :P
 

Tonight I'm feeling like an animal
Tonight I'm howling inside
Tonight I'm feeling like an animal
Tonight I'm going wild

And all I want is to be with you again
And all I want is to hold you like a dog
And all I want is to be with you again
With you again
Just to hold you like a dog

Tonight I'm screaming like an animal
Tonight I'm losing control
Tonight I'm screaming like an animal
Tonight oh I'm getting so low

And all I want is to be with you again
And all I want is to hold you like a dog
And all I want is to be with you again
With you again
Just to hold you like a dog
That's all I want :)
 


I'm in the room without a light
The room without a view
I'm here for one more treacherous night
Another night with you
It tortures me to move my hands
To try to move at all
And pulled
My skin so tight it screams
And screams and screams
And pulls some more

Hanging like this
Like a vampire bat
Hanging like this
Hanging on your back
I'm helpless again

My body is cut and broken
It's shattered and sore
My body is cut wide open
I can't stand anymore
It tortures me to move my hands
To try to move at all
And pulled
My skin so tight screams
And screams and screams
And screams some more

Hanging like this
Like a vampire bat
Hanging like this hanging on your back
Oh it's torture
And I'm almost there
It's torture
But I'm almost there

It's torture
But I'm almost there
It's torture
But I'm almost there.

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :D
 


DisMisal cuti tu, vidis da voliiiiiiiim i da mi je sve..i ovo je za onog koga voliiiim :D

I'd love to touch the sky tonight
I'd love to touch the sky
So take me in your arms
And lift me like a child
And hold me up so high
And never let me go
Take me
Take me in your arms tonight

Hold me
Hold me up so high
And never let me down
Hold me
Hold me up so high
To touch the sky
Just one more time

Take me in your arms tonight
Take me in your arms
Just one more time
Just one more time
Just one more time



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