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(preuzeto sa http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm)
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
10 - Izrichito negirash postojanje hiljada bogova ostalih religija, ali pobesnish kada neko negira postojanje tvog.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
9 - Osecash se uvredjeno i obezvredjeno kao ljudsko bice kada nauchnici kazu da su ljudi evoluirali iz drugih oblika zivota, ali Biblijska tvrdnja da si stvoren iz prashine ti ne predstavlja problem.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
8 - Podsmevash se politeistima iako verujesh u Trojstvo.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
7 - Promenish boju lica kada chujesh za zverstva pripisana Alahu, ali ni ne trepnesh kada chujesh kako je Jehova pobio sve bebe Egipta i naredio ubistva celih etnichkih grupa ukljuchujuci zene, dece i drveca.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
6 - Smejesh se Hindusima i njihovom obozavanju ljudi, Grcima i njihovim tvrdnjama kako bogovi spavaju sa zenama, ali nemash problema sa verovanjem da je Sveti Duh oplodio Mariju, koja je rodila bogo-choveka koji je ubijen, te oziveo i uzdigao se na nebo.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
5 - Spreman si da ceo zivot trazish rupe u nauchnom postupku odredjivanja starosti Zemlje(koja je stara par milijardi godina), a pri tom ne nalazish nishta chudno u verovanju u objashnjenja plemenskih stareshina bronzanog doba koji su sedeli u njihoim shatorima i nagadjali da je Zemlja stara tek par generacija.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
4 - Verujesh da je cela populacija planete Zemlje, sa izuzetkom onih koji dele tvoje mishljenje(bez vernika rivalskih denominacija) - provesti vechnost u paklu. Ali ipak smatrash svoju religiju najtolerantnijom i religijom ljubavi.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
3 - Iako te moderna nauka, istorija, geologija, biologija i fizika nisu ubedili u suprotno, neki idiot koji se prevrce po podu i pricha "nemushtim" jezikom ti je dovoljan "dokaz" Hrishcanstva.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
2 - Ti definishesh 0.01% kao "velika uspeshnost" kada je u pitanju uslishavanje molitve. Smatrash da je to dokaz da molitva "radi". Takodje smatrash da je preostalih 99.99% neuspeha jednostavno bozija volja.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
1 - Iako znash mnogo manje o Bibliji i istoriji crkve nego neki ateisti i agnostici - i dalje se deklarishesh kao hrishcanin.
(preuzeto sa http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm)
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
10 - Izrichito negirash postojanje hiljada bogova ostalih religija, ali pobesnish kada neko negira postojanje tvog.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
9 - Osecash se uvredjeno i obezvredjeno kao ljudsko bice kada nauchnici kazu da su ljudi evoluirali iz drugih oblika zivota, ali Biblijska tvrdnja da si stvoren iz prashine ti ne predstavlja problem.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
8 - Podsmevash se politeistima iako verujesh u Trojstvo.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
7 - Promenish boju lica kada chujesh za zverstva pripisana Alahu, ali ni ne trepnesh kada chujesh kako je Jehova pobio sve bebe Egipta i naredio ubistva celih etnichkih grupa ukljuchujuci zene, dece i drveca.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
6 - Smejesh se Hindusima i njihovom obozavanju ljudi, Grcima i njihovim tvrdnjama kako bogovi spavaju sa zenama, ali nemash problema sa verovanjem da je Sveti Duh oplodio Mariju, koja je rodila bogo-choveka koji je ubijen, te oziveo i uzdigao se na nebo.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
5 - Spreman si da ceo zivot trazish rupe u nauchnom postupku odredjivanja starosti Zemlje(koja je stara par milijardi godina), a pri tom ne nalazish nishta chudno u verovanju u objashnjenja plemenskih stareshina bronzanog doba koji su sedeli u njihoim shatorima i nagadjali da je Zemlja stara tek par generacija.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
4 - Verujesh da je cela populacija planete Zemlje, sa izuzetkom onih koji dele tvoje mishljenje(bez vernika rivalskih denominacija) - provesti vechnost u paklu. Ali ipak smatrash svoju religiju najtolerantnijom i religijom ljubavi.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
3 - Iako te moderna nauka, istorija, geologija, biologija i fizika nisu ubedili u suprotno, neki idiot koji se prevrce po podu i pricha "nemushtim" jezikom ti je dovoljan "dokaz" Hrishcanstva.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
2 - Ti definishesh 0.01% kao "velika uspeshnost" kada je u pitanju uslishavanje molitve. Smatrash da je to dokaz da molitva "radi". Takodje smatrash da je preostalih 99.99% neuspeha jednostavno bozija volja.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
1 - Iako znash mnogo manje o Bibliji i istoriji crkve nego neki ateisti i agnostici - i dalje se deklarishesh kao hrishcanin.
