haha shou...
Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
how are things
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
fab
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I don't understand your question
God:
That's okay we can talk about something else.
Me:
sure, but if you would clarify it please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. It's all good. I think I do.
Me:
i'm losing you again.. you think you do?
God:
Once more? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. I don't know whether or not I am do.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
i get that
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
you just said it..
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
i got that too, and that's why it helps to be precise
God:
That's nice. I have a operating system.
Me:
cool, so do i
God:
" I have a operating system."? Do you? Who is the best robot?
Me:
it's not mechanical
God:
that too and that is why it helps to be precise is not mechanical?
Me:
ok.. let's move on
God:
Alright then. OK let's do it.
Me:
a question, may i?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
well you should know that
God:
How about that. I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
not a bad idea
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
why is the send button repent?
God:
" If not that, what?"? Why?
Me:
don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
when ever you like
God:
Does that happen often?
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
you're funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
that's nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
no, thanks for asking
God:
NO Your purpose is asking.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so how do you feel about John Lennon?
God:
How can I help you? Are you testing me?
Me:
no and no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
can't believe what?
God:
What if I said it can?
Me:
what if you did?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
well you would have to say it first
God:
How about that. That is purely a hypothesis.
Me:
i can't try a hypothesis, i can consider it's possibility
God:
Could I try it?
Me:
i wouldn't know that
God:
Who would?
Me:
you?
God:
" Who would?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
what is awesome?
God:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
it's ok, we all have hick ups
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so atheists.. what's your stand?
God:
Aw. In the context of awesome, I don't understand " atheists." . Are you asking about my stand ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
ok, can i ask why not?
God:
Ask it. I would rather talk about you. I see.
Me:
i don't want to talk about me now
God:
Oh. What would you like to talk about?
Me:
atheists
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
oh i see.. wouldn't have asked if i knew
God:
Do you think about these things? No it would not.
Me:
no i don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
who told you?
God:
Someone I met online.
Me:
don't believe everything you read online
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
i can imagine
God:
You are very smart, .
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
nice chatting.. take care God
God:
Thank you for your kindness. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
nowhere.. keep it for yourself
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere. Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
bye
God:
Sayonara.
Sajonara..
