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    You know ur Serbian when...
    When you pack to go for Serbia and out of the 4 suitcases you are
    carrying, only one of them is actually yours
    When 3 different strangers are waiting for you at the airport to
    collect their gifts that you are carrying with you
    When you tell people you are Serbian, they always ask... „So ... What is it like there now?”
    You live in the adult world but when you go home, you feel like you’re 9 years old all over again
    When you can actually pronounce the „g” in jagnje
    When you're at a soccer game and your tata is yelling „j**** ja” at
    the whole team and all the „amerikanci” know it can't be a good thing

    Your parents tell you that „gurlz” love guys that can dance a good
    if you’re not married by the age of 20 your family wants to send you
    back home to find “a nice boy”
    You have more than 200 serbian movies, but you have never watched
    You have a good husband if he works and doesn't beat you
    At your christening a silver dollar on your navel will protect you
    from evil and make you rich
    Baba says „palachinki” and everyone heads for the table
    When she is mad your mama tells you that she will send you back to
    where you came from
    When your tata does a running commentary through a movie and he
    thinks he knows everything that's going to happen even though he has
    never seen the movie
    There is always „pita” on the kitchen counter and multiple pita dough
    bundles in your freezer at all times
    After cooking Pita, you eat it for dinner, breakfast, lunch and
    Your parents don't expect you to make good grades, as long as they
    are better than everybody else's
    Your tata yells at you „budala, neznas ništa!” when you tell him that
    the crowd isn't yelling „DIVAC”, they are actually yelling „Defense”
    during the Sacramento Kings game regardless if they are home or away

    Seeing an animal's brain in the fridge doesn't freak you out
    Your mom or baba only use two settings on the stove: MAX or OFF
    When you call Santa „Deda Mraze”
    When you mom or grandma tells you to pee before you go outside
    When the only family u have here is your mom dad and siblings
    You use the words brat i sestra for your brother and sister and for
    your cousins
    You coverted the garage into a kitchen just to feed all the family
    and guest that showed
    When your tata chases the pigeons off the balcony with a mop, then
    sits down and says „dayll be back”
    When tata says „AMMA YOY”
    When everyone always turns over their cup after drinking tursku kafu
    even though they know there is no one to tell them their fortune.
    When your tata is looking at an old photo album and sees himself
    young and says „jao sto sam bio frajer” and ur mom tells him „molim
    te nemoj da s...š!”
    Your parents spend hours talking about the best djubre for the
    Your deda tells you that his family were the wealthiest in the
    village because they owned two cows and a donkey
    When you go on holiday, you take the same suitcase that your dad had
    with him when he arrived in the country over 30 years ago
    You are named after your ujko, stric, tata or deda
    Your mother keeps buying and sending you clothes long after you have grown up and left home
    You are the only race that suffers from PROMAJA
    When TATA goes to any professional and says STA ON ZNA, NEMA POJMA
    You know you're a Serb when your parents yell „kakva je ta skola”
    when you cannot complete their tax returns while you're in the third
    You tell your friends that you love sipak (rosehip) jam and they have
    no idea what it is

    you know ur a Serb

    if ur reading this list and cracking up


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