IGRAJ SE I OSVOJI !!! iliti:trebace prsti guzci svrbljivoj

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(Baldrick and Edmund in prison cell are to be brutally guillotined in the morning...)

Baldrick: I know how can we escape!
Edmund: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning
plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of
this conversation?

Baldrick: They certainly are!

Edmund: Well, forgive me if I don't jump up and down with glee; your
record in this department is not exactly a hundred percent.
So, what's the plan?

Baldrick: We do...nothing.

Edmund: Yep, that's another world-beater.

Baldrick: Wait, I haven't finished. We do nothing until our heads have
actually been cut off...

Edmund: ...and then we spring into action?

Baldrick: Exactly! You know how, when you cut a chicken's head off, it
runs round and round the farmyard?

Edmund: Yyyyyyyeah...

Baldrick: Well, we wait until our heads have been cut off, then we run
round and round the farmyard, out the farm gate, and escape.
What do you think?

Edmund: Yes... My opinions are rather difficult to express in words,
so perhaps I can put it this way... [punchs Baldrick in nose] hahahahaha
 
E, znas sta, aj ne postuj sranja ovde.
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